Darth_Bart
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A second contributor in the Epstein files has hit the New York Times
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A second contributor in the Epstein files has hit the New York Times
"Calm down everyone, our second employee to appear in the Epstein releases is of no concern."
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Calm down everyone, our second employee to appear in the Epstein releases is of no concern."
I remember it also put the lie to the conservative mantra of "Just get a better job." People did and the line moved on to complaining about how their favorite restaurants had no staff.
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I remember it also put the lie to the conservative mantra of "Just get a better job." People did and the line moved on to complaining about how their favorite restaurants had no staff.
*a distressed Mike Johnson slams a large red button to reveal a secret bunker, stacked full of Kellog's Corn Flakes*
"Idle hands, son. Idle hands."
"Idle hands, son. Idle hands."
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
*a distressed Mike Johnson slams a large red button to reveal a secret bunker, stacked full of Kellog's Corn Flakes*
"Idle hands, son. Idle hands."
"Idle hands, son. Idle hands."
It always reads as salesman speak to me. I can only hear it in the tone that my friend uses when he's bullshitting someone. Naturally, he became an ad guy.
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It always reads as salesman speak to me. I can only hear it in the tone that my friend uses when he's bullshitting someone. Naturally, he became an ad guy.
And the AI clapped.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
And the AI clapped.
Well, they'll tell you it's for off-roading and then never go off-road.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Well, they'll tell you it's for off-roading and then never go off-road.
*looks at the $80 million my Idaho school district is losing to private school vouchers next year*
Oh, it's the democrats' fault that our state's education is near last.
Liberal media visit a red state once. Challenge level: impossible.
Oh, it's the democrats' fault that our state's education is near last.
Liberal media visit a red state once. Challenge level: impossible.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
*looks at the $80 million my Idaho school district is losing to private school vouchers next year*
Oh, it's the democrats' fault that our state's education is near last.
Liberal media visit a red state once. Challenge level: impossible.
Oh, it's the democrats' fault that our state's education is near last.
Liberal media visit a red state once. Challenge level: impossible.
Shifting uncomfortably as a white guy looking at "Black Rascal"
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Shifting uncomfortably as a white guy looking at "Black Rascal"
I often think back to 2006 when a classmate from high school was driving me home and he said that he didn't like that Green Day was political unlike System of a Down.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I often think back to 2006 when a classmate from high school was driving me home and he said that he didn't like that Green Day was political unlike System of a Down.
And they photographed her like Marilyn Monroe because Kennedy affair which makes it even extra icky
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And they photographed her like Marilyn Monroe because Kennedy affair which makes it even extra icky
Oh, she's gone all in on his anti-science BS. The price of cowardice, I guess
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Oh, she's gone all in on his anti-science BS. The price of cowardice, I guess
Cheryl Hines gets to read the NYT say that, actually, her husband's affair was super cool. Romantic even.
"Here's the other woman. We photographed her real sexy-like for you, too."
"Here's the other woman. We photographed her real sexy-like for you, too."
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Cheryl Hines gets to read the NYT say that, actually, her husband's affair was super cool. Romantic even.
"Here's the other woman. We photographed her real sexy-like for you, too."
"Here's the other woman. We photographed her real sexy-like for you, too."
I say we bring back those interactive ads where you throw pies or shoot nerf guns at George W Bush.
"Is it ADHD or high IQ? Knock down these carnival game ducks with the president's head on them."
"Is it ADHD or high IQ? Knock down these carnival game ducks with the president's head on them."
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I say we bring back those interactive ads where you throw pies or shoot nerf guns at George W Bush.
"Is it ADHD or high IQ? Knock down these carnival game ducks with the president's head on them."
"Is it ADHD or high IQ? Knock down these carnival game ducks with the president's head on them."
I'm losing my mind that the defenses keep boiling down to it but being newsworthy even if they had known about it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'm losing my mind that the defenses keep boiling down to it but being newsworthy even if they had known about it.
"A guy...talking about old girlfriends..."
*goose meme*
WHO'S THE GUY??
*goose meme*
WHO'S THE GUY??
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"A guy...talking about old girlfriends..."
*goose meme*
WHO'S THE GUY??
*goose meme*
WHO'S THE GUY??
Yeah, but paper straws, tho
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yeah, but paper straws, tho
"No more division" thrown in at the end like The Simpsons "We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"No more division" thrown in at the end like The Simpsons "We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."
Oh, man. The other Slim Shadys from The Real Slim Shady video got old.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh, man. The other Slim Shadys from The Real Slim Shady video got old.
This election confirming priors from all sides of the aisle
Democrats becoming too extreme? Mamdani election. Progressives moderating tone after a win? Mamdani election. Dem apparatus stifling a candidate? Mamdani election. Some Islamophobic belief? Mamdani election.
Democrats becoming too extreme? Mamdani election. Progressives moderating tone after a win? Mamdani election. Dem apparatus stifling a candidate? Mamdani election. Some Islamophobic belief? Mamdani election.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This election confirming priors from all sides of the aisle
Democrats becoming too extreme? Mamdani election. Progressives moderating tone after a win? Mamdani election. Dem apparatus stifling a candidate? Mamdani election. Some Islamophobic belief? Mamdani election.
Democrats becoming too extreme? Mamdani election. Progressives moderating tone after a win? Mamdani election. Dem apparatus stifling a candidate? Mamdani election. Some Islamophobic belief? Mamdani election.
If it was Schumer shaking hands with Thune, I'd understand the negative reaction. But until then...
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If it was Schumer shaking hands with Thune, I'd understand the negative reaction. But until then...
Stranger Things S1: Remember 80's media?
Stranger Things S5: Remember 2016 media?
Stranger Things S5: Remember 2016 media?
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Stranger Things S1: Remember 80's media?
Stranger Things S5: Remember 2016 media?
Stranger Things S5: Remember 2016 media?
"It happens so much that I can't even think of an example."
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"It happens so much that I can't even think of an example."
Ross Douthat read a Cathy comic once and dedicated his life to ruining her.
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Ross Douthat read a Cathy comic once and dedicated his life to ruining her.