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darth_baggins
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Gamer, photographer, wannabe writer. Full of somewhat useless knowledge about the old Star Wars EU (aka Legends).
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Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with.
Members of the Yogscast posing in front of a background at Twitch Con.
August 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Soon…
DS9 scene. Sisko and Bashir stand out in their Starfleet pyjamas as they walk through what looks like a homeless camp. Bashir doesn’t seem to believe what he’s seeing as Sisko explains where (and when) they are. Caption starts partway through a sentence: “like this in every major city in the United States.”
August 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Turned it into a McDonalds food court, more or less.
The new Rose Garden at the White House in 2025. Not really a garden anymore, is it?
August 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Samuel L Jackson in “Snakes on a Plane.” He is glancing angrily to the side. Caption is the censored-for-TV version of the movie’s most famous line. “I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!” Fill in the blanks on what the two M-F phrases might have replaced.
August 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Jason Kelce at the Eagles Super Bowl parade. He is dressed in a glittery green, purple, and white mummer costume with gold trim and a poofy hat. The caption is from the song he famously sang during his speech. “No one likes us, we don’t care.”
August 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Ahh, but you see my two untapped swamps? You can’t counter a counterer, my friend. Not without hurting yourself along the way.
MTG card Dash Hopes. Costs 2 black to play. Instant. “When you play Dash Hopes, any player may pay 5 life. If a player does, counter Dash Hopes. Counter target spell.” Flavor text: “Focus an enemy’s mind on what’s already gone, and it’s easier to take away more.” - Holux, stronghold racketeer
August 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Indeed. I saw some related content elsewhere on here today…
A StubHub advertisement that says “On StubHub, you’ll find the widest select-“ (the rest of this is cropped out.) The show being advertised is “The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Live in Seattle.” Tuesday, August 19th, 2025. The image is a red theater with a crowd wearing 3D glasses. A movie-style poster of a dark, hooded figure backlit by yellow-orange light with some blurry, leafless trees in the background. Text on the figure reads: “Say his name. You won’t be laughing when he kills you.” And at the bottom: “The Peepee Poopoo Man. Coming soon.”
July 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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What if the made-up curse words are as funny as the ones used to censor movies for TV?
Scene from the movie “Snakes on a Plane.” Samuel L. Jackson’s character is standing up in a plane with an angry expression on his face. The caption, which contains the censored-for-TV version of his line, reads “I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!”
July 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Something tells me this would annoy players less than my old vampiric death loop combo.
July 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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May 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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They actually made a Jar Jar tongue candy, complete with his head as a dispenser. It probably looked like you were frenching a Gungan…
May 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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An image featuring lots of friendly people and characters from various educational television shows for children, including Sesame Street, Arthur, Mr. Rogers, Reading Rainbow, Barney, and The Magic School Bus. Caption reads “PBS didn’t ’become woke.’ You grew up to be a bad person.”
May 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Perhaps it’s time for this meme to make a return?
Some sort of spider crab is shooting blue lasers out of its eyes at another crab lying on the ground. There is a large fireball coming off of the crab being lasered. Caption reads “silence, brand.”
March 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Any love for Keith Richards as Captain Teague?
February 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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She needs a bit of a boost for her all-important job of watching the neighbourhood.
A small beagle with her hind legs on a storage ottoman and her front paws on a window sill. She is staring out the window intently, on the lookout for anything bark-worthy.
February 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Artwork for the aborted TV show “King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.” The premise: King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table are taken prisoner by the evil Lord Viper. Merlin looks to the future for help and brings Arthur King and his American football team, the Knights, back in time to defeat Lord Viper, rescue King Arthur, and save Camelot. The show was cancelled at the end of the first season, which ended on a cliffhanger.
February 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Ooh I like this one. I usually go with this:
Ol’ “Crazy Eyes” Gowron, leader of the Klingon Empire. He is wielding a classic Klingon dagger and is wearing sparkly Klingon armor. He is staring directly into your soul with his huge, intense eyes, and is gritting hit teeth in what could be a smile or a snarl. Caption reads, “Your meme has been taken for the glory of the Klingon Empire.”
February 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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A scene from the Hundred Acre Wood. Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are walking through the trees away from the viewer. Pooh is bottomless as always, but Piglet is in some sort of green onesie with a yellow scarf. They are leaving tracks behind them as they walk in what appears to be snow, which would explain Piglet’s attire. They are having a conversation that becomes a joke about a certain Star Trek theme song. Caption reads: “How far have we walked?” asked Pooh. “It’s been a long road,” said Piglet. “Skip intro,” said Pooh.
February 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Like Kaylee in that one episode of Firefly?
Firefly episode “Shindig.” Kaywinnet Lee “Kaylee” Frye has just been announced at a fancy ball, which has a floating chandelier. She is wearing a large, fluffy, pink-and-white dress with white gloves and is carrying a matching pink handbag. She looks joyous to be dressed up for once, as she usually wears clothing more conducive to her job as ship’s engineer/mechanic. Behind her in shadow is her captain, Malcolm Reynolds, who is wearing a fancy suit also not in keeping with his usual attire.
February 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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How about one for the N64?
A Nintendo 64 (N64) cartridge for the game “Star Wars Episode I: Battle for Naboo.” There is a blue Blockbuster Video sticker over the top of the game’s label. The words “Property of BLOCKBUSTER Video” are partially scribbled out, but “(c)1999 Blockbuster Inc.” is still plainly visible in white text. There is a Store # field that may have contained the store number, but this is also crossed out and any numbers are illegible.
February 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Monty Python’s cheese shop skit. A man comes in looking to buy some cheese, which there is notably none on display. He has rattled off numerous names, and the shopkeeper has said no to each. However, he now raises a hand and says, “Ah! We do have some Camembert.” The customer looks skeptical.
February 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Fits right in with this still from Enterprise…
February 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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It’s the 1980s. Kirk and Spock are sitting in a car talking, with suburban-looking housing and green lawns in the background. Spock is wearing a white bathrobe with the belt tied around his ears to hide their points. Kirk is in some sort of frilly white shirt with a brownish jacket over the top. Very typical garb for 1980s California, apparently. Caption reads “Are you sure it isn’t time for a colourful metaphor?”
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM