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Andy
@darthandy.bsky.social
Renaissance nerd
Agree about the content. It's not all to my taste, but it is all top quality.
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I used to write technical documentation. Often had to include examples of electronic certificates. Sweary word searches, every time.
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
... and also the only one whose nickname was an actual spice
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
My dad took me to his local for my first pint when I was 15. Landlord took one look and said "Usual Andy?"
"Yes please, Charlie"
What ever it was he pulled for me tasted awful, but there was no way I wasn't going to help him sell that lie.
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They’ll be in the copilot section. Probably.
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I can't deny that Coogan crafts things very skilfully, but I just don't find Alan Partridge funny.
I think what it is, is that I find Alan is just baslessly arrogant enough to be dislikable as a person.
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
October 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
TBH I’d pay extra to sit behind one that couldn’t recline - selfish gits pitting their heads where I’m holding my book
October 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
When I hit that moment in young life where what my hair looked like became something to care about (about 1984), I looked at the people on TV and thought to myself: that John Craven chap seems to have his shit together, I'll try my hair like his.
Opinion has not changed.
October 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yeah. If you’re not a lawyer you can’t be reasonably expected to understand them. We’re fine as long as they don’t try to do anything unreasonable to us because of our acceptance.

Uk only. I am not a lawyer.
September 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Writers deserve everything they reasonably ask for. Writers strikes brought things like The Apprentice to our screens. Let that implication sink in.
September 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
They’re a charger, not a storage stand, and the dip is to help keep drips away from the electricity if some dip uses it a storage stand.
August 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Whichever one of Zoopla or Rightmove adds a filter for including and excluding this “feature” is going to corner the market.
July 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The seats might push them towards it, but they put their feet up because they’re selfish pricks who don’t give a stuff about anyone else.
June 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think Billy and David might be Susan’s grandparents. Or just parents; she and Troughton perhaps know he is a previous incarnation, thus: grandfather
May 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I really hope you’re American and not British. Quite a different image 🤪
May 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Anyone who has ever used the word “varietal” seriously can gargle my butt sweat.

We all know where the thread was going…
May 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I started to tell my space obsessed 6 year old about a sad man called Ben who was sent to take over a space station, and make lots of friends.

He didn't want it. Said it was too much like the story George Lucas stole from me.
April 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Please share 🫶
April 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Some latin offerings:
omnes vigilum nothi sunt
Vis erit tecum semper
Satis habui horum mater fucking serpentes in hac matre fucking scapha
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Best to clarify the female element if that's what you meant - how about "Hoc est quod domina dixit"?
April 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Less Septics, and a crisp high five for the first American to understand that one, it’s meant with love 😘
March 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM