Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever found an extra fruit snack in your bag when you thought it was empty??

Man I could eat radishes all day

We cooked long grain and wild rice tonight and I was picking out just the black grains and eating them and my wife asked why and I said "because I'm rice-ist" and long story short, she wants a divorce

Holy shit it's been such a long year already

Still buzzing from the Broncos game on Monday 🏈🐴 #Broncos #MNF

Tim Burton sounds like a lumberjack town

This is Millie. When she uses the litterbox, she looks like a snail.

Hello Bluesky nice to meet you 👋