The weirdest thing about the Cracker Barrel rebrand is that people are still willing to admit that they actually eat there.

country music is gangsta rap for white people

I'm like 85 percent certain that Gavin Newsom is Batman

The term "underrated" is overrated

I'm starting to wonder if Melania Trump is Bene Gesserit

We need to cancel the order on those overpriced fuckin fighter planes. Let's buy those Gripens instead

What's the obsession with vikings? It's usually weirdos who are really into it... the "loyal but dangerous" crowd

wow.. Facebook has really descended down the shitpipe. It has no idea what it wants to be anymore. Instagram is still alright though, I guess. The only social media that has really stayed consistent is YouTube. I could live without all of the other apps, as long as I still have YouTube.

I kinda hope the James Gunn DC films fail, so that #Netflix will be granted the rights to continue the #Snyderverse

I can't wait to get this thing out in the water. It's going to be a fishing machine.

Gremlins is a top 3 xmas movie

Cast Netting ….Tilapia? What’s the weirdest thing you have netted? #fishing