Steven Darst Jr.
@darst-vader.bsky.social
I have two eyes and one nose. I rarely wear a matching pair of socks.
I love my little humans, but parenting is not for the faint of heart.
November 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I love my little humans, but parenting is not for the faint of heart.
Anyone who mentions Oklahoma: ...(something... something)... Oklahoma
Me (an astute observer of geography):Oklahoma is just the toupee of Texas
I said what I said.
Me (an astute observer of geography):Oklahoma is just the toupee of Texas
I said what I said.
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Anyone who mentions Oklahoma: ...(something... something)... Oklahoma
Me (an astute observer of geography):Oklahoma is just the toupee of Texas
I said what I said.
Me (an astute observer of geography):Oklahoma is just the toupee of Texas
I said what I said.
Me: let's watch the princess bride. I think the kids would like it.
Wife: I don't think I've seen the whole thing.
Me: inconceivable!
Wife: I don't get it.
Me: ...
Wife: I don't think I've seen the whole thing.
Me: inconceivable!
Wife: I don't get it.
Me: ...
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Me: let's watch the princess bride. I think the kids would like it.
Wife: I don't think I've seen the whole thing.
Me: inconceivable!
Wife: I don't get it.
Me: ...
Wife: I don't think I've seen the whole thing.
Me: inconceivable!
Wife: I don't get it.
Me: ...
