Darrin Calvin
@darrincalvin.bsky.social
I just wanna be a Jedi.
HAHAHAHA. That floorplan is dogwater. What do you mean the front entrance goes directly to the bathroo- er, Blish.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
HAHAHAHA. That floorplan is dogwater. What do you mean the front entrance goes directly to the bathroo- er, Blish.
I really enjoyed the episode with Jack Black, and the one with the guy that said "Cerulean Blue".
I fear that's all that sticks out. I guess I need to (re)watch the X-Files.
I fear that's all that sticks out. I guess I need to (re)watch the X-Files.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I really enjoyed the episode with Jack Black, and the one with the guy that said "Cerulean Blue".
I fear that's all that sticks out. I guess I need to (re)watch the X-Files.
I fear that's all that sticks out. I guess I need to (re)watch the X-Files.
That skull is so intense I didn't even see the nudity at first.
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That skull is so intense I didn't even see the nudity at first.
Pretend I said skeet, or post, or whatever the kids on bluesky say.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Pretend I said skeet, or post, or whatever the kids on bluesky say.
Did I write this tweet?
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Did I write this tweet?
James has been all over my TikTok and I love every second of it.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
James has been all over my TikTok and I love every second of it.
I've never been more upset that I live in NorCal.
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I've never been more upset that I live in NorCal.
We discovered together. I also had no idea, and had the same question.
a cartoon of finn and jake from adventure time
ALT: a cartoon of finn and jake from adventure time
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We discovered together. I also had no idea, and had the same question.
Something something Repo something.
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Something something Repo something.
If your campaign slogan isn't some variation of "Get a Kluwe", istg.
August 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If your campaign slogan isn't some variation of "Get a Kluwe", istg.
That design is peak.
August 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That design is peak.
@kurtbusiek.bsky.social's Superman: Secret Identity
July 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
@kurtbusiek.bsky.social's Superman: Secret Identity
You replied to that with much better aplomb than I would've.
July 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
You replied to that with much better aplomb than I would've.
Yeah! What Kelly said! But not to the house, maybe. I heard that thing is haunted.
Unless you double dog dare me, then I'm obligated.
Unless you double dog dare me, then I'm obligated.
July 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yeah! What Kelly said! But not to the house, maybe. I heard that thing is haunted.
Unless you double dog dare me, then I'm obligated.
Unless you double dog dare me, then I'm obligated.
