Sorry, but what the actual fuck is that?

That’s a lot of fucking word salad to basically say “I’m not racist but…”

I fell in love with her in Candleshoe, with Helen Hates and David Niven in 1977. I was 7.
I still rate The Brave One (2007) as one of the best films ever made.

Shush now. Have a Worthers Original and calm down

I think so too

Liz Smith’s character in The Vicar Of Dibley comes to mind!

Thick

Thick Lizzie is the past. Nobody on her team bothered to tell her.

I check the news every single morning hoping he died in his sleep.

You could have just got on with, oh I don’t know, ENJOYING YOU WEDDING DAY and stopped being a pretentious, vacuous fool!

Because the mayor of a region isn’t a member of parliament, so couldn’t be an MP.

Burnham should stand though. Then go for PM

I rate Burnham very highly. But Lewis clearly doesn’t understand Parliament. Burnham isn’t an MP.

And, frankly, who do they keep programming shows that would probably work better in the Olivier or the Lyttleton in there, just so that they will sell out so quickly? The inventive programming that used to happen in the Cottelsoe has been replaced by the vanity of having a “sold out hit”

Why, having spent millions on its renovation only 11 years ago, is the Dorfman such a dreadful space? Why would you design a supposedly modern house with such flaws? Then charge West End prices to suffer for 3 hours? Who managed this “upgrade” to the space?