Corporal Darren USMC
@darrenrules.bsky.social
I enjoy 3 things. Camping in my Tear Drop camper, going to professional KC sports games and live music concerts.
The ukulele is a garbage instrument.
Marine Corps Veteran. Very few or no political post. I hate pickles.
The ukulele is a garbage instrument.
Marine Corps Veteran. Very few or no political post. I hate pickles.
I could go for a BLT right about now.
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I could go for a BLT right about now.
Very possible I have every light in the house on right now.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Very possible I have every light in the house on right now.
I feel weird.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I feel weird.
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning is an exciting movie.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning is an exciting movie.
I just replaced the batteries in BOTH key fobs of my car!!
Hit me up ladies this is the kind of shit I can do for you.
Hit me up ladies this is the kind of shit I can do for you.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I just replaced the batteries in BOTH key fobs of my car!!
Hit me up ladies this is the kind of shit I can do for you.
Hit me up ladies this is the kind of shit I can do for you.
I might have tatertots and Doritos and ice cream for dinner while watching the latest Mission Impossible movie tonight. Cuz I’m a 10 year old that has been left alone.
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I might have tatertots and Doritos and ice cream for dinner while watching the latest Mission Impossible movie tonight. Cuz I’m a 10 year old that has been left alone.
14 years ago today i was in Jimmy Johns on westport road. it was robbed while i was there. Had a gum pointed at me. Have never been back and haven't ordered delivery either.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
14 years ago today i was in Jimmy Johns on westport road. it was robbed while i was there. Had a gum pointed at me. Have never been back and haven't ordered delivery either.
I hear Cardi B WAP at least once a week. I just think y’all should know that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I hear Cardi B WAP at least once a week. I just think y’all should know that.
I don’t understand why people are so enamored what Gracie Hunt has to say about anything. She is famous cuz she is rich and that is the worst kind of famous.
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don’t understand why people are so enamored what Gracie Hunt has to say about anything. She is famous cuz she is rich and that is the worst kind of famous.
We had an “All Hands” meeting for our KC office today. It was stupider than you think it was.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We had an “All Hands” meeting for our KC office today. It was stupider than you think it was.
I seem to have misplaced my eye glasses. This will turn in to a real problem if I don’t find them soon.
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I seem to have misplaced my eye glasses. This will turn in to a real problem if I don’t find them soon.
This company is doing a lot of messed up stuff. And I’m going to fix them.
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This company is doing a lot of messed up stuff. And I’m going to fix them.
So if I just never go to the Dr??…… I’ll get rewarded??
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
So if I just never go to the Dr??…… I’ll get rewarded??
I’d like to say something about this KU game but I just started it.
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’d like to say something about this KU game but I just started it.
Had leftover mini potatoes from Sunday so I made them tonight. Burnt the fuck out of my mouf.
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Had leftover mini potatoes from Sunday so I made them tonight. Burnt the fuck out of my mouf.
That 45 min nap wasn’t long enough.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That 45 min nap wasn’t long enough.
When do sales on laptops start? My current one has a bulging battery problem. I think its a pretty large fire hazard.
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
When do sales on laptops start? My current one has a bulging battery problem. I think its a pretty large fire hazard.
Matthew Sweet is an under-rated artist.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Matthew Sweet is an under-rated artist.
Are protein bars just adult candy?
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Are protein bars just adult candy?
Reposted by Corporal Darren USMC
We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
The Away from Desk status in teams is overly aggressive today.
November 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Away from Desk status in teams is overly aggressive today.
This week feels like a good week to kick names and take ass! LETS DO THIS!
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This week feels like a good week to kick names and take ass! LETS DO THIS!
Just like the Chiefs game this roast is a disappointment.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just like the Chiefs game this roast is a disappointment.
Every dynasty has its down year. This might be ours. #ChiefsKingdom
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Every dynasty has its down year. This might be ours. #ChiefsKingdom
So Ken Burns has a new doc on PBS tonight at 7.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So Ken Burns has a new doc on PBS tonight at 7.