Cornish Darren Fewins
@darrenfewins.bsky.social
@darren_fewins (X)
Counsellor
25/11
Counsellor
25/11
Time for Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
We had planned to raise a load of of cash for Children In Need by having a Sponsored Crumpet Feast.
Unfortunately, we've spent more money than we've raised.
Never mind, there's always next year.
We had planned to raise a load of of cash for Children In Need by having a Sponsored Crumpet Feast.
Unfortunately, we've spent more money than we've raised.
Never mind, there's always next year.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Time for Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
We had planned to raise a load of of cash for Children In Need by having a Sponsored Crumpet Feast.
Unfortunately, we've spent more money than we've raised.
Never mind, there's always next year.
We had planned to raise a load of of cash for Children In Need by having a Sponsored Crumpet Feast.
Unfortunately, we've spent more money than we've raised.
Never mind, there's always next year.
May I assume they are Cornish Bagpipes?
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
May I assume they are Cornish Bagpipes?
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Both me and Tom were all set to join the next series of Celebrity Traitors. We even had our Green Traitors Hooded Capes tailored to fit.
But Claudia said "Traitors don't have real Halos".
Never mind, their loss.
Both me and Tom were all set to join the next series of Celebrity Traitors. We even had our Green Traitors Hooded Capes tailored to fit.
But Claudia said "Traitors don't have real Halos".
Never mind, their loss.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Both me and Tom were all set to join the next series of Celebrity Traitors. We even had our Green Traitors Hooded Capes tailored to fit.
But Claudia said "Traitors don't have real Halos".
Never mind, their loss.
Both me and Tom were all set to join the next series of Celebrity Traitors. We even had our Green Traitors Hooded Capes tailored to fit.
But Claudia said "Traitors don't have real Halos".
Never mind, their loss.
Is it just me or does leading actor Jason Clarke (currently starring in The Last Frontier) resemble the brilliant @ajpharoah.bsky.social ?
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Is it just me or does leading actor Jason Clarke (currently starring in The Last Frontier) resemble the brilliant @ajpharoah.bsky.social ?
I'll be hitting the hay soon in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Disappointed with recent Royal shenanigans, Tom and I have decided to become an alternate Monarchy.
Its just Tom and me.
And its just for tonight.
But we do get Taxpayer-paid Crumpets
Disappointed with recent Royal shenanigans, Tom and I have decided to become an alternate Monarchy.
Its just Tom and me.
And its just for tonight.
But we do get Taxpayer-paid Crumpets
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'll be hitting the hay soon in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Disappointed with recent Royal shenanigans, Tom and I have decided to become an alternate Monarchy.
Its just Tom and me.
And its just for tonight.
But we do get Taxpayer-paid Crumpets
Disappointed with recent Royal shenanigans, Tom and I have decided to become an alternate Monarchy.
Its just Tom and me.
And its just for tonight.
But we do get Taxpayer-paid Crumpets
Happy Birthday to one of my heroes... @sanjeevbhaskar.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy Birthday to one of my heroes... @sanjeevbhaskar.bsky.social
Got to meet the bleddy brilliant Rich Hall, tonight
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Got to meet the bleddy brilliant Rich Hall, tonight
Soon I'll be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom and I are sat in bed in the demolished remains of the East Wing.
But the White House are so happy to see 2 sane people, they're serving us dozens of Ballroom Quality Crumpets!!!
Tom and I are sat in bed in the demolished remains of the East Wing.
But the White House are so happy to see 2 sane people, they're serving us dozens of Ballroom Quality Crumpets!!!
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Soon I'll be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom and I are sat in bed in the demolished remains of the East Wing.
But the White House are so happy to see 2 sane people, they're serving us dozens of Ballroom Quality Crumpets!!!
Tom and I are sat in bed in the demolished remains of the East Wing.
But the White House are so happy to see 2 sane people, they're serving us dozens of Ballroom Quality Crumpets!!!
I'll soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Its the weekend of the Texas Grand Prix, so Tom is wearing his cowboy hat and his racing gloves, whilst eating giant Crumpets.
Yee Haaa!
Its the weekend of the Texas Grand Prix, so Tom is wearing his cowboy hat and his racing gloves, whilst eating giant Crumpets.
Yee Haaa!
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'll soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Its the weekend of the Texas Grand Prix, so Tom is wearing his cowboy hat and his racing gloves, whilst eating giant Crumpets.
Yee Haaa!
Its the weekend of the Texas Grand Prix, so Tom is wearing his cowboy hat and his racing gloves, whilst eating giant Crumpets.
Yee Haaa!
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom is celebrating Robin Asquith's birthday on Sunday by Confessing to eating crumpets and cleaning windows.
Tom is celebrating Robin Asquith's birthday on Sunday by Confessing to eating crumpets and cleaning windows.
October 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom is celebrating Robin Asquith's birthday on Sunday by Confessing to eating crumpets and cleaning windows.
Tom is celebrating Robin Asquith's birthday on Sunday by Confessing to eating crumpets and cleaning windows.
Haven't you ever seen Bedknobs & Broomsticks?
October 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Haven't you ever seen Bedknobs & Broomsticks?
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom and I have travelled to the most mountainous area of the UK to see the White-tailed Eagle, which this week was reported to have increased its population. Wayhey!!!
Tom and I have travelled to the most mountainous area of the UK to see the White-tailed Eagle, which this week was reported to have increased its population. Wayhey!!!
October 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom and I have travelled to the most mountainous area of the UK to see the White-tailed Eagle, which this week was reported to have increased its population. Wayhey!!!
Tom and I have travelled to the most mountainous area of the UK to see the White-tailed Eagle, which this week was reported to have increased its population. Wayhey!!!
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom and I are going up in the world, even if Trump isn't!!!
Tom and I are going up in the world, even if Trump isn't!!!
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom and I are going up in the world, even if Trump isn't!!!
Tom and I are going up in the world, even if Trump isn't!!!
Soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
After a week of Censorship and attacks on Free Speech, Tom and I are using Megaphones to talk to each other about Crumpets!!!
After a week of Censorship and attacks on Free Speech, Tom and I are using Megaphones to talk to each other about Crumpets!!!
September 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
After a week of Censorship and attacks on Free Speech, Tom and I are using Megaphones to talk to each other about Crumpets!!!
After a week of Censorship and attacks on Free Speech, Tom and I are using Megaphones to talk to each other about Crumpets!!!
September 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom is so excited about the new Spinal Tap movie that he played his guitar so loud, it turned a Crumpet up to Eleven!!!
Tom is so excited about the new Spinal Tap movie that he played his guitar so loud, it turned a Crumpet up to Eleven!!!
September 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
About to hit the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom is so excited about the new Spinal Tap movie that he played his guitar so loud, it turned a Crumpet up to Eleven!!!
Tom is so excited about the new Spinal Tap movie that he played his guitar so loud, it turned a Crumpet up to Eleven!!!
I'll soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
I told Tom he had ro shuffle his Cabinets.
Typically, he took me literally...
I told Tom he had ro shuffle his Cabinets.
Typically, he took me literally...
September 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'll soon be hitting the hay in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
I told Tom he had ro shuffle his Cabinets.
Typically, he took me literally...
I told Tom he had ro shuffle his Cabinets.
Typically, he took me literally...
Later it'll be Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom is on a health kick so he's got us both drinking Matcha every hour of the day.
What's the worse that could happen?
Tom is on a health kick so he's got us both drinking Matcha every hour of the day.
What's the worse that could happen?
August 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Later it'll be Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
Tom is on a health kick so he's got us both drinking Matcha every hour of the day.
What's the worse that could happen?
Tom is on a health kick so he's got us both drinking Matcha every hour of the day.
What's the worse that could happen?
I shall be hitting the hay later in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
He's a little upset about not being picked again for Strictly, so I've bought him a Glitter Ball.
He's a little upset about not being picked again for Strictly, so I've bought him a Glitter Ball.
August 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I shall be hitting the hay later in an Eric&Ernie Style Beddybyes with my Fantasy Bed Mate @tomshakespeare.bsky.social .
He's a little upset about not being picked again for Strictly, so I've bought him a Glitter Ball.
He's a little upset about not being picked again for Strictly, so I've bought him a Glitter Ball.
Just leaving this here...
August 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Just leaving this here...