Darren Elmore
@darrenelmore.bsky.social
A comedian. A nap enthusiast. A gay. A metal nerd. Probably a bunch of other stuff too…I’m a lot.
So that’s why everything is so sticky or crunchy here.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
So that’s why everything is so sticky or crunchy here.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
That’s a no for me dawg.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That’s a no for me dawg.
What’s it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What’s it like inside your head?
If I'm being brutally honest, 90% of the reason I'm taking Norwegian on Duolingo has been for this precise moment.
The other 10% is so I can find out if black metal bands are writing songs about me.
The other 10% is so I can find out if black metal bands are writing songs about me.
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If I'm being brutally honest, 90% of the reason I'm taking Norwegian on Duolingo has been for this precise moment.
The other 10% is so I can find out if black metal bands are writing songs about me.
The other 10% is so I can find out if black metal bands are writing songs about me.
Cool…I could use a new 69 friend
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Cool…I could use a new 69 friend
*unzips pants^ well alright then…
July 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
*unzips pants^ well alright then…
Duolingo just read me for filth :(
July 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Duolingo just read me for filth :(
You may worship me now.
July 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You may worship me now.
Well, that’s one way to get your bbq guests to go home…
July 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Well, that’s one way to get your bbq guests to go home…
Jesus, Duolingo, that’s a bit dark for a cartoon language app.!
June 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Jesus, Duolingo, that’s a bit dark for a cartoon language app.!
My sleep paralysis demon
May 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My sleep paralysis demon
It was a great day for hanging out with friends in the park
May 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It was a great day for hanging out with friends in the park
The band lineup for this black metal festival looks badass!!
April 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The band lineup for this black metal festival looks badass!!
I guess everyone handles the Popes death in their own way
April 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I guess everyone handles the Popes death in their own way
I guess I have to update this list of social media sites I have accounts on to include Signal now....
March 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I guess I have to update this list of social media sites I have accounts on to include Signal now....
Ask me about my new Boudoir Photography for Dogs business!
March 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ask me about my new Boudoir Photography for Dogs business!
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
March 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
BREAKING: Elon Musk, in response to rising incidents of vandalism against Teslas and Cybertrucks, announces that all new vehicles will come with one of his children permanently housed in the trunk to deter violence.
March 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
BREAKING: Elon Musk, in response to rising incidents of vandalism against Teslas and Cybertrucks, announces that all new vehicles will come with one of his children permanently housed in the trunk to deter violence.
Interestingly, Major Red Flags is his Secret Service code name
February 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Interestingly, Major Red Flags is his Secret Service code name
Whew…just passed my annual Facebook Alzheimer’s test
February 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Whew…just passed my annual Facebook Alzheimer’s test
My new Grindr profile
February 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My new Grindr profile
The fuck does that mean?
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The fuck does that mean?
Uh oh…sounds like someone had a little alone-time bum adventure mishap
January 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Uh oh…sounds like someone had a little alone-time bum adventure mishap