Darmon
@darmonhollis.bsky.social
♀ Girl dad. 🧙 Fantasy nerd. 🦑 Bald heathen.
Just a reminder that olives have buttholes.
March 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Just a reminder that olives have buttholes.
Has anyone in the history of mankind actually put this on a salad? "Ahhh I can't decide between Italian, Thousand Island, and Miracle Whip."
February 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Has anyone in the history of mankind actually put this on a salad? "Ahhh I can't decide between Italian, Thousand Island, and Miracle Whip."
Removed the woke from my Lucky Charms this morning. Not in my good, wholesome christian nationalist tyrannical oligarchy! 🫡
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Removed the woke from my Lucky Charms this morning. Not in my good, wholesome christian nationalist tyrannical oligarchy! 🫡
Took some photos at the ceremony.
January 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Took some photos at the ceremony.
Reality doesn't care about your bigotry. #translivesmatter
January 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Reality doesn't care about your bigotry. #translivesmatter
The most specific warning sign I've seen.
KEEP BACK 4 INCHES!
KEEP BACK 4 INCHES!
January 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The most specific warning sign I've seen.
KEEP BACK 4 INCHES!
KEEP BACK 4 INCHES!
Bout to save Bob's Burgers. 😎
January 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Bout to save Bob's Burgers. 😎
Wonder what people 100 years ago would have thought this sign meant.
January 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Wonder what people 100 years ago would have thought this sign meant.
Happy Yule to all celebrating, and to those celebrating its traditions under a different name. May your year end with joy, and the new one begin the same.
December 25, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Happy Yule to all celebrating, and to those celebrating its traditions under a different name. May your year end with joy, and the new one begin the same.
Dr Bean comin home with me.
December 15, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Dr Bean comin home with me.
The only acceptable ripeness for a banana. Perfection.
December 12, 2024 at 10:13 PM
The only acceptable ripeness for a banana. Perfection.
We've peaked as a society.
December 12, 2024 at 6:55 PM
We've peaked as a society.
This sounds like Santa's finishing move if he joined the WWE.
December 11, 2024 at 12:24 AM
This sounds like Santa's finishing move if he joined the WWE.
House Greyjoy stole the Boomers' motto.
December 7, 2024 at 7:37 AM
House Greyjoy stole the Boomers' motto.
Finally, a Temu ad for something I've been needing. Abs.
December 5, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Finally, a Temu ad for something I've been needing. Abs.
Bro was spawn camping. 🤣
November 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Bro was spawn camping. 🤣