darlojo.bsky.social
@darlojo.bsky.social
How do you explain to your doggo that tea time is now an hour later? 😭
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
thatsnotmyname.mp3
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Cool. How do I disable it?
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Randomly encountered a @stanchow.bsky.social exhibition in Stockport! www.stockrm.org/stan-chow-pr...
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sounds like a civilisation I’d like to join…
October 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why do o2 feel the need to text me in the style of a psychopath?
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Swam quite a lot on holiday, and it felt good, but I realised that my flexibility wasn’t great when floating around, etc. So, I’ve started yoga again today - the Apple Fitness class integration is super slick 🥰 And, as expected, my corgi personal trainer got involved with cuddles and licks!
September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Living in the future is handy, sometimes. My 5-year-old niece somehow put her new camera’s language into Korean, then couldn’t work out why it wasn’t printing. Google Translate to the rescue - managed to change the language settings, then check the error messaging 😅
September 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
While we were away, autumn hit, but completely localised to the plant in the downstairs toilet 🤷‍♀️
September 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
@headlineoftheday.bsky.social The irony of ‘comprehensive training’ 🤦‍♀️ www.bbc.com/news/article...
July 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Oh no, is that today? 😅 I’m all for a period of cool and rain, but maybe not *this* much! (Esp when it’s over 20 but wet!)
July 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It definitely didn’t take ages to put up 30 of them, for one to break on night three… 🤦‍♀️
June 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
As are my new solar lights 😭
June 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I love this time of year, as everything starts to flower 🥺
June 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Looks legit…
June 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
@heyhayley.bsky.social guessing you’ve seen this?
June 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Just saw this shared by someone else - Marge Simpson is a style icon!
May 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
See! The migraine munchies are real! (I wasn’t paying attention, but assuming it’s to do with this: www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/health/...)
May 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Love it when she hangs out with me in the shade 🥺
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ok, turns out it actually got up to 27 (it’s still 24 now…) - feel less of a wimp now 😅
April 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Beach day today, and the weather was gorgeous 🥰 Always feel happily tired and mentally refreshed after a long coastal walk!
April 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Majestic one second, derpy the next 😅
April 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The bird feeder is a hit! 🥰
April 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When you get back from a long journey to find the robot vacuum trying to eat your fairy lights 😅 Smart technology still has a way to go…
April 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM