Darling Snarl
@darlingsnarl.bsky.social
I draw and write stuff. I've created a comic called “Eternal Beach City” about a seaside metropolis where lifeguards rule — with a very laid back fist. Basically, I’m establishing a cult of personality based around cute girls that lower your defenses.
I’ll save you the Wikipedia search and let you know that as of now Eternal Beach City hasn’t been absorbed into the Tetsuo-like media blob that is Disney. Not yet, anyway.
In the meantime, check out the Patreon to see someone who isn’t Ariel 69ing:
www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
In the meantime, check out the Patreon to see someone who isn’t Ariel 69ing:
www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’ll save you the Wikipedia search and let you know that as of now Eternal Beach City hasn’t been absorbed into the Tetsuo-like media blob that is Disney. Not yet, anyway.
In the meantime, check out the Patreon to see someone who isn’t Ariel 69ing:
www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
In the meantime, check out the Patreon to see someone who isn’t Ariel 69ing:
www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
I would like to say how hard it is to get a gravy-like fluid into the tiniest jar in the world without an eye dropper. Seriously it’s nearly impossible.
But you know what’s NOT impossible? Subscribing to the Patron to see the bonus panel with Kayla’s OnlyFans: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
But you know what’s NOT impossible? Subscribing to the Patron to see the bonus panel with Kayla’s OnlyFans: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I would like to say how hard it is to get a gravy-like fluid into the tiniest jar in the world without an eye dropper. Seriously it’s nearly impossible.
But you know what’s NOT impossible? Subscribing to the Patron to see the bonus panel with Kayla’s OnlyFans: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
But you know what’s NOT impossible? Subscribing to the Patron to see the bonus panel with Kayla’s OnlyFans: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
It was fun revisiting the OB/GYN doctor and updating the set for his exam room, considering how much I’ve learned and refined my process since his last appearance.
BUUUT, you aren’t seeing him here because he’s exclusive to the bonus panel on Patreon: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
BUUUT, you aren’t seeing him here because he’s exclusive to the bonus panel on Patreon: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It was fun revisiting the OB/GYN doctor and updating the set for his exam room, considering how much I’ve learned and refined my process since his last appearance.
BUUUT, you aren’t seeing him here because he’s exclusive to the bonus panel on Patreon: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
BUUUT, you aren’t seeing him here because he’s exclusive to the bonus panel on Patreon: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
But here’s the lotion in FULL LOTION MOTION!
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
But here’s the lotion in FULL LOTION MOTION!
I really should have known that animating a looping stream ‘n splash of lotion would be more complicated than just one pass and done. “How hard could it be?!” I foolishly thought. But I thought it would “look cool” so, what choice did I really have?
But I can’t include a gif with images here. 🤷♀️
But I can’t include a gif with images here. 🤷♀️
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I really should have known that animating a looping stream ‘n splash of lotion would be more complicated than just one pass and done. “How hard could it be?!” I foolishly thought. But I thought it would “look cool” so, what choice did I really have?
But I can’t include a gif with images here. 🤷♀️
But I can’t include a gif with images here. 🤷♀️
For those of you whose curiosity has been sparked by this perennial debate, I’ve gone ahead and saved you the Wikipedia search by scattering all the pages of the necessary articles on the ground of the fourth panel. All ya gotta do is zoom way WAY in and you can read them all!
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
For those of you whose curiosity has been sparked by this perennial debate, I’ve gone ahead and saved you the Wikipedia search by scattering all the pages of the necessary articles on the ground of the fourth panel. All ya gotta do is zoom way WAY in and you can read them all!
Did you see that raven that could play Tic-Tac-Toe and *won?!* I would have assumed that a seagull would never be able to pull something like that. But guess what?! I’m probably right. (Typical.)
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Did you see that raven that could play Tic-Tac-Toe and *won?!* I would have assumed that a seagull would never be able to pull something like that. But guess what?! I’m probably right. (Typical.)
That’s right! EBC is on Instagram now! If ya got an account, I’d really appreciate a follow and maybe even some interaction! It really helps me out! ❤️
www.instagram.com/darlingsnarl/
www.instagram.com/darlingsnarl/
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
That’s right! EBC is on Instagram now! If ya got an account, I’d really appreciate a follow and maybe even some interaction! It really helps me out! ❤️
www.instagram.com/darlingsnarl/
www.instagram.com/darlingsnarl/
I do a better job of that now. SOME of the earliest props I still have intact and like the beach itself. Early on I TRIED, but much of them are made of paper and can get messed up pretty easily. Now I try to construct them more solidly so I don’t have to constantly remake the same room.
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I do a better job of that now. SOME of the earliest props I still have intact and like the beach itself. Early on I TRIED, but much of them are made of paper and can get messed up pretty easily. Now I try to construct them more solidly so I don’t have to constantly remake the same room.
If Neil deGrasse Tyson gets on me about the stars in my sky here not being “scientifically accurate”, I’m going to have a fit! And no, I wouldn’t say that he should cut me some slack because I’m just one person and don’t have a team of hundreds working under me like Jimmy Cam-cam did for Titanic.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If Neil deGrasse Tyson gets on me about the stars in my sky here not being “scientifically accurate”, I’m going to have a fit! And no, I wouldn’t say that he should cut me some slack because I’m just one person and don’t have a team of hundreds working under me like Jimmy Cam-cam did for Titanic.
Speaking of biometric identification, apparently fingerprints, eyes and faces aren’t the only things on your body that can uniquely identify you. I guess ear, lip and tongue prints also distinguish you as the one-of-a-kind snowflake you are!
Also buttholes.
Also buttholes.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Speaking of biometric identification, apparently fingerprints, eyes and faces aren’t the only things on your body that can uniquely identify you. I guess ear, lip and tongue prints also distinguish you as the one-of-a-kind snowflake you are!
Also buttholes.
Also buttholes.
Saw a medical paper detailing injury via electric toothbrush. But I AM a little sus after the first line:
“In recent years, electric toothbrushes have become widespread. However, injuries caused by electric toothbrushes have rarely been reported.”
Then HOW do you know they’ve become “widespread”?!
“In recent years, electric toothbrushes have become widespread. However, injuries caused by electric toothbrushes have rarely been reported.”
Then HOW do you know they’ve become “widespread”?!
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Saw a medical paper detailing injury via electric toothbrush. But I AM a little sus after the first line:
“In recent years, electric toothbrushes have become widespread. However, injuries caused by electric toothbrushes have rarely been reported.”
Then HOW do you know they’ve become “widespread”?!
“In recent years, electric toothbrushes have become widespread. However, injuries caused by electric toothbrushes have rarely been reported.”
Then HOW do you know they’ve become “widespread”?!
Made a post-Halloween pinup and got it up on Patreon! It’s craaaazy! Check it out, yo!
www.patreon.com/posts/143084...
www.patreon.com/posts/143084...
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Made a post-Halloween pinup and got it up on Patreon! It’s craaaazy! Check it out, yo!
www.patreon.com/posts/143084...
www.patreon.com/posts/143084...
I wish Siri and Alexa would allow your “trigger name” to be anything other than the four words they let you pick. I get that it has to be distinct enough from other words to get confused and start listening when you say “I’m ready to start boozin’” instead of “Susan”. But let ME figure that out!
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I wish Siri and Alexa would allow your “trigger name” to be anything other than the four words they let you pick. I get that it has to be distinct enough from other words to get confused and start listening when you say “I’m ready to start boozin’” instead of “Susan”. But let ME figure that out!
Happy Halloween!… -ish… close to. Look. Perhaps both designing and then executing all the required detail for the various costumes took more time than initially expected. It was a lot of work but also a lot of fun figuring out their outfits and what they should be.
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Happy Halloween!… -ish… close to. Look. Perhaps both designing and then executing all the required detail for the various costumes took more time than initially expected. It was a lot of work but also a lot of fun figuring out their outfits and what they should be.
Did you know the original jack-o-lanterns were turnips? I guess before vegetable-based, face-carving enthusiasts came to the U.S. of A, their best available canvas was this unwieldy root vegetable. Then people came across pumpkins and were like “oh, FUCK that!”
October 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Did you know the original jack-o-lanterns were turnips? I guess before vegetable-based, face-carving enthusiasts came to the U.S. of A, their best available canvas was this unwieldy root vegetable. Then people came across pumpkins and were like “oh, FUCK that!”
For the “apples” in the bucket (that’s definitely not just a red Solo cup) the guy who does Pink Taco Club suggested I use Runts candies. I loved this idea and immediately went out to Walmart’s dustiest shelf in the clearance aisle to pick up a box.
Turns out though, Runts don’t float. Booo!
Turns out though, Runts don’t float. Booo!
October 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
For the “apples” in the bucket (that’s definitely not just a red Solo cup) the guy who does Pink Taco Club suggested I use Runts candies. I loved this idea and immediately went out to Walmart’s dustiest shelf in the clearance aisle to pick up a box.
Turns out though, Runts don’t float. Booo!
Turns out though, Runts don’t float. Booo!
I can’t tell you how long I pored over the options for the last word in this comic. Oh man, I can already feel how pretentious this is all going to sound. Like, no one will say anything. But I can feel the silent eye-rolls penetrating through the screen and into my heart.
So… LEWD BONUS ON PATREON!
So… LEWD BONUS ON PATREON!
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I can’t tell you how long I pored over the options for the last word in this comic. Oh man, I can already feel how pretentious this is all going to sound. Like, no one will say anything. But I can feel the silent eye-rolls penetrating through the screen and into my heart.
So… LEWD BONUS ON PATREON!
So… LEWD BONUS ON PATREON!
I’m pretty bad about figuring out Halloween costumes. I’m either so scatterbrained and all over the place that I can’t get anything planned ahead, or I’m just constantly working and can’t make the time until 20 minutes before a party I already feel guilty about going to because I’m not working.
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m pretty bad about figuring out Halloween costumes. I’m either so scatterbrained and all over the place that I can’t get anything planned ahead, or I’m just constantly working and can’t make the time until 20 minutes before a party I already feel guilty about going to because I’m not working.
I had a hell of a time figuring out how to spell “archnemesis”. Initially I had “arch-nemesis” hyphenated. and it turns out that some… ya know… this story isn’t going to all fit here.
The rest is on Patreon. But, more importantly A BONUS PANEL WITH NUDITY?! 😳😳
The rest is on Patreon. But, more importantly A BONUS PANEL WITH NUDITY?! 😳😳
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I had a hell of a time figuring out how to spell “archnemesis”. Initially I had “arch-nemesis” hyphenated. and it turns out that some… ya know… this story isn’t going to all fit here.
The rest is on Patreon. But, more importantly A BONUS PANEL WITH NUDITY?! 😳😳
The rest is on Patreon. But, more importantly A BONUS PANEL WITH NUDITY?! 😳😳
…and here’s Josie! Also, while I’m at it. Lewd bonus panel (not of Josie) on the Patreon: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
October 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
…and here’s Josie! Also, while I’m at it. Lewd bonus panel (not of Josie) on the Patreon: www.patreon.com/darlingsnarl
While photographing the mound of sand I stuck Allison in, I inadvertently got a shot of the model for this little beach cat. Her name is Josie and she’s a big fan of taking little props and hiding them around the house. Also my Wacom pen. Also (unused and in their packaging) tampons, weirdly…
October 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
While photographing the mound of sand I stuck Allison in, I inadvertently got a shot of the model for this little beach cat. Her name is Josie and she’s a big fan of taking little props and hiding them around the house. Also my Wacom pen. Also (unused and in their packaging) tampons, weirdly…
Man, what’s the deal with sand, anyway? It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Okay, full disclosure, that’s a quote from one of those “Star War” movies. I had to Google the quote to make sure I remembered it right.
October 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Man, what’s the deal with sand, anyway? It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Okay, full disclosure, that’s a quote from one of those “Star War” movies. I had to Google the quote to make sure I remembered it right.
Did you know grooming in cats can play a role in dominance? Here’s what’s crazy, though: the dominant cat is the one cleaning the other cat! I guess this makes sense among cats, but I feel like if I could just go about my work while someone else bathed me, I wouldn’t consider that person above me.
October 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Did you know grooming in cats can play a role in dominance? Here’s what’s crazy, though: the dominant cat is the one cleaning the other cat! I guess this makes sense among cats, but I feel like if I could just go about my work while someone else bathed me, I wouldn’t consider that person above me.