@darlingkaylie.bsky.social
i got that dawg in me
and shes a bitch.
she/her
and shes a bitch.
she/her
im so over Hollywood oversaturating the same 10 white boys
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
im so over Hollywood oversaturating the same 10 white boys
vigorously dieting and being better about movement and getting more steps in for a week and i lost 5.5lbs
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 AM
vigorously dieting and being better about movement and getting more steps in for a week and i lost 5.5lbs
carding twinks is honestly so funny because it always makes them feel so good an young
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
carding twinks is honestly so funny because it always makes them feel so good an young
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The world has entered “an era of global water bankruptcy” with irreversible consequences, according to a new United Nations report. https://cnn.it/4qxGTNX
January 20, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The world has entered “an era of global water bankruptcy” with irreversible consequences, according to a new United Nations report. https://cnn.it/4qxGTNX
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of course i have indoor cats i am an indoor man
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
of course i have indoor cats i am an indoor man
i been vigorously dieting for two days why havent i lost 200 lbs
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
i been vigorously dieting for two days why havent i lost 200 lbs
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Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
there are just some fictional deaths i am not willing to accept as have happened in this reality and that maybe everyone else has just been mandala effected or something
tara, wash, logan, fred and silena are top of my mind rn but im sure i got more
tara, wash, logan, fred and silena are top of my mind rn but im sure i got more
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
there are just some fictional deaths i am not willing to accept as have happened in this reality and that maybe everyone else has just been mandala effected or something
tara, wash, logan, fred and silena are top of my mind rn but im sure i got more
tara, wash, logan, fred and silena are top of my mind rn but im sure i got more
thinkin bout how they blew up logan echolls and gettin violently enraged
January 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
thinkin bout how they blew up logan echolls and gettin violently enraged
the fitbit is such an awful time piece if you actually ever want to know the time by turning your wrist
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
the fitbit is such an awful time piece if you actually ever want to know the time by turning your wrist
im so sad today even twilight couldnt save me
January 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
im so sad today even twilight couldnt save me
i am feeling so grumby if anyone even so much as looks at me today during my 13 hour shift i might go to jail
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i am feeling so grumby if anyone even so much as looks at me today during my 13 hour shift i might go to jail
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When is the US going to be regime changed just like how we make other countries go through regime change
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
When is the US going to be regime changed just like how we make other countries go through regime change
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My favorite part of reading is when a book gets so good you have to set it down, (finger marking the page), and just let your mind be blown for a minute before picking it back up again.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My favorite part of reading is when a book gets so good you have to set it down, (finger marking the page), and just let your mind be blown for a minute before picking it back up again.
i live in the middle of a 3 story apartment:
how i feel about my upstairs neighbor:
💖☮️🫶🏻🌸✨
my downstairs neighbor:
🔫🔥👹💣☠️
how i feel about my upstairs neighbor:
💖☮️🫶🏻🌸✨
my downstairs neighbor:
🔫🔥👹💣☠️
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
i live in the middle of a 3 story apartment:
how i feel about my upstairs neighbor:
💖☮️🫶🏻🌸✨
my downstairs neighbor:
🔫🔥👹💣☠️
how i feel about my upstairs neighbor:
💖☮️🫶🏻🌸✨
my downstairs neighbor:
🔫🔥👹💣☠️
i miss that first like, 6 months after discovering Noah Kahans music where i could listen to the same 5 songs over and over again.
need recs that will give me that
need recs that will give me that
January 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
i miss that first like, 6 months after discovering Noah Kahans music where i could listen to the same 5 songs over and over again.
need recs that will give me that
need recs that will give me that
dont worry i asked my regular for the a stranger things finale TL;DR and like?
okay thats pretty much the only way to have ended the story without ruffling feathers like Game of Thrones did.
still nothing will ever compare to the Good Place ending tho
okay thats pretty much the only way to have ended the story without ruffling feathers like Game of Thrones did.
still nothing will ever compare to the Good Place ending tho
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
dont worry i asked my regular for the a stranger things finale TL;DR and like?
okay thats pretty much the only way to have ended the story without ruffling feathers like Game of Thrones did.
still nothing will ever compare to the Good Place ending tho
okay thats pretty much the only way to have ended the story without ruffling feathers like Game of Thrones did.
still nothing will ever compare to the Good Place ending tho
started my period on new years day
what does it mean
what does it mean
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
started my period on new years day
what does it mean
what does it mean
im never planning on watching stranger things but i am trying to find out how it ended lmao
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
im never planning on watching stranger things but i am trying to find out how it ended lmao
just started call the midwife and why does the actress who plays young jenny look exactly tf like young sheldon lmao
December 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
just started call the midwife and why does the actress who plays young jenny look exactly tf like young sheldon lmao
workin 13hrs with a fever because if i call out i get fired.
i fuckin hate america
i fuckin hate america
December 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
workin 13hrs with a fever because if i call out i get fired.
i fuckin hate america
i fuckin hate america
i won the bf lottery not just cause my mans is great but also? so is his mom 💝
December 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i won the bf lottery not just cause my mans is great but also? so is his mom 💝
the week between Christmas and new years is always such a fun, yet kinda lawless place. like airports. I am about to have cannoli dip for breakfast and i have been stoned since like 7am
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
the week between Christmas and new years is always such a fun, yet kinda lawless place. like airports. I am about to have cannoli dip for breakfast and i have been stoned since like 7am
jealous of you with semi normal cats.
mines opened the presents i hid in my closet for my secret santa gift exchange and also ate all of the ribbon handles off of the gift bags i had in the closet -___- merry catmas
mines opened the presents i hid in my closet for my secret santa gift exchange and also ate all of the ribbon handles off of the gift bags i had in the closet -___- merry catmas
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
jealous of you with semi normal cats.
mines opened the presents i hid in my closet for my secret santa gift exchange and also ate all of the ribbon handles off of the gift bags i had in the closet -___- merry catmas
mines opened the presents i hid in my closet for my secret santa gift exchange and also ate all of the ribbon handles off of the gift bags i had in the closet -___- merry catmas
not to brag but i dont even need mistletoe to be horny and ruin christmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
not to brag but i dont even need mistletoe to be horny and ruin christmas