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Sam.
@darleysam.bsky.social
Socials for The Longest Johns
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Just looked at the Steam reviews for Citizen Sleeper 2 (a game which I'm currently playing and enjoying immensely, thoroughly hooked into a "just one more day" loop), and.. I guess take the confidence of a Steam reviewer into your daily life?
The developer is literally from the UK, but sure.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
So yeah, when I say there's people on both sides of the political spectrum who just want a fight and will take any excuse to have it, this is the kind of justification and excuse-making I'm on about.
Please, no, take the mob-rule elsewhere.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Love to collect skins and emotes, me.
What's the game though?
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You ever just get really angry about Jamie Oliver?
October 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
September 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just doing a casual watchthrough of X-Files and this might be my favourite shot to come up so far, that is for 100% real from the show and not an edited shitpost
September 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
YouTube algorithm has something to say
September 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Look, all I'm asking for is that we hard pivot the direction of fashion straight through The Count of Monte Cristo (the good 2024 one, not the TV series). Long coats with absurdly high collars, and slick waistcoats please.
August 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
August 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The perfect companion
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
August 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I was probably 16 when I got this, and remember excitedly sitting in the back of the car on the journey home. It ran like ass on our computer, it crashed *constantly*, and it completely changed the course of my life.

A true all-timer.
August 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oh yeah, did your graphics all by yourself did you?
July 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Not here to shame anyone and it's about Labour saying they want to drown more migrants in the sea, BUT

were the Grench there?
July 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Once again, someone needs to really slap Microsoft hard in the face with legal action about this business.
July 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Need to pour one out for Grogg Mayles today
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It's funny that you can spot the AI stuff by the very obvious choice taken to deny you *any* ability to interact with, or remove it.

When's the antitrust case coming?
July 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
..........................................sure
July 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This cat is your favourite rapper's favourite rapper.
June 29, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oh hey, I assume this sucks for anyone who spent money on Dark & Darker purchases, hey..
(I've not, but from the wording it looks like only some stuff is getting refunded?)
June 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Alters knows what's up
June 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
June 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
One of my favourite things about Wildgate is the randomly-assigned ship names
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Damn, I already enjoyed the Wildgate early access so much that I was fiending for more, but then this Steam review just sells it even harder. You mean I don't have to play with guys like this?
June 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yeah I was genuinely excited even by what they were showing right up until the title reveal and then
June 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM