if i was charlie kirk & came back to life just to find out what my wife be doing with alvin the grown up chipmunk in the oval office…

id KMS a second time

any tate mcrae fans on bluesky? #tatemcrae #popstar

HEY GUYS I MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT GET 20 VIEWS (all from my besties), CAN YOU WATCH THEM FOR ME SO WE CAN REACH 30 ??

(i want some more intellectual friends)

i just found your new favorite crash and burn internet celebrity… oh wait, that’s me🤣🤣🤣 what a coincidence

giving josh allen mvp is like giving macklemore a grammy over kendrick’s GKMC…