I am Dark Stephanie 😉
@darkstephanie.bsky.social
Exhausted millennial mother with a penchanet for witchcraft and sarcasm.
Speaker Mike Johnson is a liar. 😊
October 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson is a liar. 😊
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25th amendment.
February 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
25th amendment.
Honestly. Stop.
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Honestly. Stop.
You’d think she’d be more humble knowing all this lies under that Botox and filler. #kristinoem #yikesonbikes #fdt #NoICE
October 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You’d think she’d be more humble knowing all this lies under that Botox and filler. #kristinoem #yikesonbikes #fdt #NoICE
25th amendment.
February 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
25th amendment.
Be kind to me, 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Be kind to me, 2025.
Dallas must have had zero dollars in the coffers for new years entertainment for the countdown. #michaelyo #bleedingears
January 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Dallas must have had zero dollars in the coffers for new years entertainment for the countdown. #michaelyo #bleedingears
I was a witch before I was a mom, but I’m still trying working on making this easier.
#witch #momwitch #needspaceplease
#witch #momwitch #needspaceplease
December 31, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I was a witch before I was a mom, but I’m still trying working on making this easier.
#witch #momwitch #needspaceplease
#witch #momwitch #needspaceplease
I’m not going to lie. Looking at my bank account after Christmas makes me think selling a boob pic may not be such a terrible idea. #yikes
December 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I’m not going to lie. Looking at my bank account after Christmas makes me think selling a boob pic may not be such a terrible idea. #yikes
Honestly, trying to find where to watch Yellowstone is the most annoying part of my day. #paramount+ #paramountnetwork #paramountempire #paramountfail
November 26, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Honestly, trying to find where to watch Yellowstone is the most annoying part of my day. #paramount+ #paramountnetwork #paramountempire #paramountfail
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Who else thinks that buying banned books as presents is a great idea this year?
November 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Who else thinks that buying banned books as presents is a great idea this year?
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Sex offenders in our White House appointing sex offenders as Attorney General should NEVER be normalized.
Never stop calling this out.
Never stop calling this out.
November 18, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Sex offenders in our White House appointing sex offenders as Attorney General should NEVER be normalized.
Never stop calling this out.
Never stop calling this out.
Introduced my 12 yr old son to Monty Python and The Holy Grail. He’s a total fan. Watching him crack up at the scenes is a now a core memory for me. #montypython #momthings #raiseemright
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Introduced my 12 yr old son to Monty Python and The Holy Grail. He’s a total fan. Watching him crack up at the scenes is a now a core memory for me. #montypython #momthings #raiseemright
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If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
November 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.
Hello out there!
November 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Hello out there!