Sandy’s AD 🦈 🩵 💨
@darkscales3.bsky.social
He/him|27|Bisexual|I talk about gas and butts here|Minors steer clear, please 🔞
Happy late birthday, man!
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Happy late birthday, man!
Ahh, sorry man, that wasn’t meant as a dig, hope you reach your body goals!
And you’re welcome!
And you’re welcome!
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ahh, sorry man, that wasn’t meant as a dig, hope you reach your body goals!
And you’re welcome!
And you’re welcome!
Damn dude, that was loud! I gotta agree, that’s one of your best and biggest~
Speaking of big, really filling out those pants there too… 🍑
Speaking of big, really filling out those pants there too… 🍑
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Damn dude, that was loud! I gotta agree, that’s one of your best and biggest~
Speaking of big, really filling out those pants there too… 🍑
Speaking of big, really filling out those pants there too… 🍑
…Reggie’s not a wolf, but he’s gonna use that-
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
…Reggie’s not a wolf, but he’s gonna use that-
Yoooo it’s literally you!
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yoooo it’s literally you!
I want to unbabyfy myself but the fact that I’ve babyfied myself in the first place makes me feel like a lost cause. I’m 27 btw.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I want to unbabyfy myself but the fact that I’ve babyfied myself in the first place makes me feel like a lost cause. I’m 27 btw.
It sucks forcing yourself to add new habits and to your daily routine, and consume media outside your interest bubble because you HAVE to, not because you want to, but such is life.
You’re going to find you have a very limited understanding of the world around you.
You’re going to find you have a very limited understanding of the world around you.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It sucks forcing yourself to add new habits and to your daily routine, and consume media outside your interest bubble because you HAVE to, not because you want to, but such is life.
You’re going to find you have a very limited understanding of the world around you.
You’re going to find you have a very limited understanding of the world around you.
I wanted to write for TV thinking I could turn daydreaming into a job.
My refusal to broaden my horizons has made me utterly unfit for this industry. Now I’m sitting on my parents couch with a degree I lack the skill to make usage of, looking stupid as fuck.
Take this advice.
My refusal to broaden my horizons has made me utterly unfit for this industry. Now I’m sitting on my parents couch with a degree I lack the skill to make usage of, looking stupid as fuck.
Take this advice.
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I wanted to write for TV thinking I could turn daydreaming into a job.
My refusal to broaden my horizons has made me utterly unfit for this industry. Now I’m sitting on my parents couch with a degree I lack the skill to make usage of, looking stupid as fuck.
Take this advice.
My refusal to broaden my horizons has made me utterly unfit for this industry. Now I’m sitting on my parents couch with a degree I lack the skill to make usage of, looking stupid as fuck.
Take this advice.
Enjoy yer last few seconds of clean air~
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Enjoy yer last few seconds of clean air~
This fat enough~?
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This fat enough~?
Juuust the way Cliff likes em, hehehe!
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Juuust the way Cliff likes em, hehehe!
Heard y’all checkin’ off all my favorite boxes~
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Heard y’all checkin’ off all my favorite boxes~
Couldn’t help but overhear y’all’s little conversation~
*pbbbbhhrrrnrnt….*
Ahh…got somethin’ for ya! *fwump!*
*pbbbbhhrrrnrnt….*
Ahh…got somethin’ for ya! *fwump!*
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Couldn’t help but overhear y’all’s little conversation~
*pbbbbhhrrrnrnt….*
Ahh…got somethin’ for ya! *fwump!*
*pbbbbhhrrrnrnt….*
Ahh…got somethin’ for ya! *fwump!*
Oh boooys…. 🛻 🦝
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oh boooys…. 🛻 🦝
Not for me either, man, join the club. :/
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not for me either, man, join the club. :/
3rd and 4th are peak omg
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
3rd and 4th are peak omg
Holy shit that’s peak
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Holy shit that’s peak
BIG grumpy gator dude in a suit, his ass dwarfs his office chair, plucking at his keyboard, grumbling as his belly groans, that greasy company lunch ain’t agreeing with him. Takes his break, quietly retreats to the parking garage where he lets it rip and listens to it echo, smiling with relief
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 AM
BIG grumpy gator dude in a suit, his ass dwarfs his office chair, plucking at his keyboard, grumbling as his belly groans, that greasy company lunch ain’t agreeing with him. Takes his break, quietly retreats to the parking garage where he lets it rip and listens to it echo, smiling with relief
What if he was digging in his butt instead of those crates… 😈
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
What if he was digging in his butt instead of those crates… 😈
Definitely gonna work on that blue collar gator dude then 👀
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Definitely gonna work on that blue collar gator dude then 👀
Kernoooos
You know I love fat villains~
You know I love fat villains~
November 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Kernoooos
You know I love fat villains~
You know I love fat villains~
HELP I know EXACTLY who you mean and he fits you tbh
I’m more of a goat guy
I’m more of a goat guy
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
HELP I know EXACTLY who you mean and he fits you tbh
I’m more of a goat guy
I’m more of a goat guy
Very much feels like a Carson and Monroe thing
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Very much feels like a Carson and Monroe thing