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Dan The Dog✌️💙♻️
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The Modern Cynic
The U.S., Israel, and U.K. now run on a shared digital nervous system—same intel doctrine, same cloud backbone, same surveillance stack. Not a conspiracy, just architecture. My new piece explains this “Emergent Organism” in plain language. open.substack.com/pub/danthedo...
THE EMERGENT ORGANISM
How the U.S., Israel, and the U.K.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You were never here—
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy New Year 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
An interesting thing I learned about Jimmy Carter.
I have been a researcher for most of my life. It’s not something I do; it is something I am. I dig into things. When I dug into Jimmy Carter, I found something interesting. The deeper you go, the more you like him.
He was a solid citizen.
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January 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The fact that about half the country thinks RFK is on to something terrifies me. People with misfunctioning cerebral cortex number in the hundreds of millions and surround us. They lack impulse control, defy logic, and deify lunacy.
Humanity is in deep trouble.
December 31, 2024 at 2:22 PM
I’m pretty sure Elon deleted his X account after going off about how pissed he is about H-1B. WTF did he think was going to happen? The entire world (including Trump) told him this would happen—and he still acts surprised? The Adderol has rotted his prefrontal cortex. This is insanity.
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December 31, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Today is my birthday. Sixty-two years in a row. No one is more surprised than me.
December 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I was still in High School when I saw this movie in theaters. It changed me on a deep level. We have never been here before, but we saw it coming.

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December 27, 2024 at 3:26 PM
When do we start charging healthcare CEOs with murder and terrorism for denying treatment to the sick and suffering? These idiots don't understand how lucky they were that just one person picked up a torch and pitchfork, not the entire village. I am not condoning it, but WTF do they expect?
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December 26, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Are you looking for more happiness in your life? Spread kindness, and you will find happiness.

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December 26, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Baffled by their own bullshit. Congratulations, America, you will get exactly what you asked for. Enjoy!
December 22, 2024 at 4:17 PM
This is where we live now—

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December 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
If you are looking for a little Christmas Spirit, listen to Dru. He does a nice job on this classic. Show the man some love—it’s Christmas! 🎄 🎁
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December 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I have a friend named Sonny. Sonny has a friend named Jimmy. I keep guys like Jimmy in the cemetery. They are dead to me.
Sonny told me he thinks Jimmy is a genius. I respect that.
My friend Bob told me I should think Jimmy is a genius.
Sometimes, Bob has no manners.
Sonny? He’s a real street guy.
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December 19, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Well—I got COVID—again. I’ve had all my shots, so it probably won't kill me this time.
I also have Diabetes, COPD, a family history of heart disease that puts me on my best of used by date.
I am incredibly 🙏 grateful for #DollyParton #pfizer and #vaccines.
You have 100% saved my life twice.
December 19, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I have opinions—most need to be kept on the inside.
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December 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM
In case you missed this— 👀
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December 17, 2024 at 12:12 PM
I just consulted my magic 8-Ball, and I’m pretty sure we’re screwed.
I can’t believe Americans voted for this sleazy 🍊 Schnorrer.
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December 16, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Traveling Business class on Amtrack from Philadelphia to Boston is a delight. ❤️ 🚅 💨
December 16, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Even the Dunks regular is better in Philly.
December 15, 2024 at 9:57 PM
We are heading back to Boston from Philly. Traveling by train is an order of magnitude more pleasant than flying—and your arms don’t get tired.

Philly, we had a great weekend yinz hospitality puts Boston to shame. Thank You 🙏.

#philidelphia #yinz #goeagles
December 15, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't have "too many books".
December 15, 2024 at 8:03 PM