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Dark Rob
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Dark Rob
Ngl, kinda smells like Updog in here.
December 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Top 5 worst feeling of all time:

When you finish going to the restroom and realize you didn’t wipe quite as well as you should have. What a horrendous feeling. My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@robertfrycklund.bsky.social

Happy anniversary! What a year it’s been. A year of laughter, fun, and above all else, dare I say…. Friendship
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
@robertfrycklund.bsky.social
Thankful for you today, my muse 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I’m beyond ecstatic to announce I will officially begin laying the groundwork for my 2028 presidential campaign beginning next week! May god bless you all and may god bless America!

#MakeAmericaRobAgain

#MARA
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@robertfrycklund.bsky.social hypothetically speaking, what would you do with a raspberry beret if you were to find one at a second hand store?
October 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Dark Rob for State Rep
September 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
1 like and ill beat it with a stick
August 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Doodoo
Voodoo
Poopoo

Coincidence? I think not.
August 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches are so fuckin good. The hell do they put in these things?
August 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Why does broccoli give me the runs
August 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Why are vinyl albums even produced anymore, for the hipsters? Get with the times grandma, Bluetooth that shizz
August 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
@robertfrycklund.bsky.social I bet you’re the one who invited JD Vance onto the sight
June 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The sun rises, the sun sets. And then the sun rises again. The sun never gives up, neither should you king 👑
June 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@robertfrycklund.bsky.social been a while, Rob. I miss us. What happened to us? Are we past the point of no return? Or perhaps on the precipice of a new chapter? Only time will tell, I await your response dear friend.
May 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You ever notice how packing peanuts smell like cheese curls? Are they cheese curls? Who’s going to be brave enough to test the boundaries? It could break us from the matrix
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve returned from my long anticipated hiatus. What did I miss
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Highly recommend a good bidet. The right amount of water pressure goes a long way
April 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Beaches are highly overrated, sandy asscrack and extreme sunburn. All for some salty water
April 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’ve peed in almost ever pool I’ve ever been in, I’m really starting to question the existence of that dye that turns urine blue. Perhaps I’m just lucky
April 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM