Darkpr0
@darkpr0.bsky.social
Sonic Adventure 2 Scientist, Professional Engineer, Unprofessional Speedrunner. Accidentally good.
If people didn't want AI to lie through its teeth as its first response to anything maybe we should not have trained on what people do
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If people didn't want AI to lie through its teeth as its first response to anything maybe we should not have trained on what people do
@oilersnation.bsky.social What does Reddit know that we don't?
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@oilersnation.bsky.social What does Reddit know that we don't?
No you may not have my extra spicy tandoori chicken
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
No you may not have my extra spicy tandoori chicken
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a semi-pro athlete, it is 1 AM and I am about to take a hoe bath in a deserted airport bathroom. Speedrunning has its advantages over conventional sport
September 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be a semi-pro athlete, it is 1 AM and I am about to take a hoe bath in a deserted airport bathroom. Speedrunning has its advantages over conventional sport
My hairdresser gave me a coupon today which I won't say no to, but it's valid only til end of September and, lady, you of all people should know how fast my hair grows
September 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My hairdresser gave me a coupon today which I won't say no to, but it's valid only til end of September and, lady, you of all people should know how fast my hair grows
The problem with getting truly good at stuff is you become acutely aware that there are entire sports and industries built around doing things badly
September 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The problem with getting truly good at stuff is you become acutely aware that there are entire sports and industries built around doing things badly
There are quiet times in life where all one can do is sit back, and simply appreciate absolute beauty
August 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
There are quiet times in life where all one can do is sit back, and simply appreciate absolute beauty
I might be entering my boomer arc but having barely avoided being smashed into twice in 24 hours by children driving escooters at freeway speeds on pedestrian paths paying 0 attention to their surroundings I think we might need to reevaluate these things
July 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I might be entering my boomer arc but having barely avoided being smashed into twice in 24 hours by children driving escooters at freeway speeds on pedestrian paths paying 0 attention to their surroundings I think we might need to reevaluate these things
Adblock Origin being removed from Chrome really is a window into how many websites are absolutely fantastic without ads, and completely unusable once the ads are let back in
July 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Adblock Origin being removed from Chrome really is a window into how many websites are absolutely fantastic without ads, and completely unusable once the ads are let back in
Someone has received an eyebrow upgrade
July 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Someone has received an eyebrow upgrade
I’m getting dunked on by a roadsign
June 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m getting dunked on by a roadsign
I'm watching the Muon G-2 experiment results and the closed-captioning keeps autocorrecting "G" to "Cheese" and I must say it's a vast improvement
June 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm watching the Muon G-2 experiment results and the closed-captioning keeps autocorrecting "G" to "Cheese" and I must say it's a vast improvement
Me: i’m out of town for two weeks, so no wild sex parties while I’m gone, ok?
My cactus:
My cactus:
March 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me: i’m out of town for two weeks, so no wild sex parties while I’m gone, ok?
My cactus:
My cactus:
If you need to buy ads on your own platform to tell people you’re a hero, you might not be one
March 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you need to buy ads on your own platform to tell people you’re a hero, you might not be one
You can tell I'm not made to cater to youtube audiences cuz my SA2B 99 lives glitch video is one quarter people saying it worked great, and the other three quarters are ones complaining it didn't work that clearly didn't actually watch the video
February 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
You can tell I'm not made to cater to youtube audiences cuz my SA2B 99 lives glitch video is one quarter people saying it worked great, and the other three quarters are ones complaining it didn't work that clearly didn't actually watch the video
The nice thing about canada in winter is that if you leave your fast food soda in the car you don't have to worry about the ice melting and watering it down. It freezes and gets more concentrated.
February 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The nice thing about canada in winter is that if you leave your fast food soda in the car you don't have to worry about the ice melting and watering it down. It freezes and gets more concentrated.
Family was watching a bunch of old home videos and it pleased me greatly that instead of focusing on all the dumb shit young versions of us did, everyone was just cooing over seeing our old pets again
January 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Family was watching a bunch of old home videos and it pleased me greatly that instead of focusing on all the dumb shit young versions of us did, everyone was just cooing over seeing our old pets again
compelling argument tbh
January 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
compelling argument tbh
Downtown business are complaining that people working from home are costing them too much revenue since nobody is in the office to buy from them, but all that tells me is that these businesses couldn't survive without a captive audience
January 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Downtown business are complaining that people working from home are costing them too much revenue since nobody is in the office to buy from them, but all that tells me is that these businesses couldn't survive without a captive audience