CJ (he/him)
@darkknight316.bsky.social
Passionate about my friends, politics, & music. Love meeting & interacting with people, and living life. In short, I'm charmingly not complicated.
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This is a prime example of why knowledge is power. Without it, you might waste time watching an interview with a former British Prime Minister or anything featuring #MariaBartiromo for that matter.
With knowledge, you know your time is better spent watching a head of lettuce. #LizTruss
With knowledge, you know your time is better spent watching a head of lettuce. #LizTruss
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is a prime example of why knowledge is power. Without it, you might waste time watching an interview with a former British Prime Minister or anything featuring #MariaBartiromo for that matter.
With knowledge, you know your time is better spent watching a head of lettuce. #LizTruss
With knowledge, you know your time is better spent watching a head of lettuce. #LizTruss
VA elects Dem Governor
NJ elects Dem Governor
NYC elects Dem Mayor
PA retains Dem Supreme Court
Californians approve Democrats’ redistricting push
NJ elects Dem Governor
NYC elects Dem Mayor
PA retains Dem Supreme Court
Californians approve Democrats’ redistricting push
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
VA elects Dem Governor
NJ elects Dem Governor
NYC elects Dem Mayor
PA retains Dem Supreme Court
Californians approve Democrats’ redistricting push
NJ elects Dem Governor
NYC elects Dem Mayor
PA retains Dem Supreme Court
Californians approve Democrats’ redistricting push
Heartbroken 😢. Farewell, Hyacinth Bucket. #DamePatriciaRoutledge
October 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Heartbroken 😢. Farewell, Hyacinth Bucket. #DamePatriciaRoutledge
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Grocery prices are down…everything, remember eggs? Eggs we weren’t going to buy another egg for the next teeny years, they were so expensive right? Remember? You guys all hit me on eggs. Eggs have come down 400%.” - Donald Trump, June, 2025
Meanwhile on Earth 1…
Meanwhile on Earth 1…
September 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
“Grocery prices are down…everything, remember eggs? Eggs we weren’t going to buy another egg for the next teeny years, they were so expensive right? Remember? You guys all hit me on eggs. Eggs have come down 400%.” - Donald Trump, June, 2025
Meanwhile on Earth 1…
Meanwhile on Earth 1…
Aliens aren’t just driving past Earth anymore—they’re locking the doors and rolling up their windows as they speed by, because of bat🤬 crazy statements like this from a US government agency. It's sad really...what once was considered an abduction now feels like a rescue. 🤦♂️
September 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Aliens aren’t just driving past Earth anymore—they’re locking the doors and rolling up their windows as they speed by, because of bat🤬 crazy statements like this from a US government agency. It's sad really...what once was considered an abduction now feels like a rescue. 🤦♂️
Trump is calling for the resignation of Federal Reserve Governor, #LisaCook.
Ms. Cook an accomplished economist, is currently serving a full term through 2038.
As the first Black woman ever appointed to the Fed, she's clearly...OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH...never mind.
Ms. Cook an accomplished economist, is currently serving a full term through 2038.
As the first Black woman ever appointed to the Fed, she's clearly...OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH...never mind.
August 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trump is calling for the resignation of Federal Reserve Governor, #LisaCook.
Ms. Cook an accomplished economist, is currently serving a full term through 2038.
As the first Black woman ever appointed to the Fed, she's clearly...OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH...never mind.
Ms. Cook an accomplished economist, is currently serving a full term through 2038.
As the first Black woman ever appointed to the Fed, she's clearly...OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH...never mind.
Trump cut funding for:
— Childhood cancer research
— Food for hungry children
— Mental health services
— Clean air and water
— Health care for 17 million Americans
But is spending $200,000,000 on a Gold Ballroom. #thatsall
— Childhood cancer research
— Food for hungry children
— Mental health services
— Clean air and water
— Health care for 17 million Americans
But is spending $200,000,000 on a Gold Ballroom. #thatsall
August 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trump cut funding for:
— Childhood cancer research
— Food for hungry children
— Mental health services
— Clean air and water
— Health care for 17 million Americans
But is spending $200,000,000 on a Gold Ballroom. #thatsall
— Childhood cancer research
— Food for hungry children
— Mental health services
— Clean air and water
— Health care for 17 million Americans
But is spending $200,000,000 on a Gold Ballroom. #thatsall
Al Roker and the @todayshow.com on the ground in Texas helping the residents who are trying to recover from the devastating floods last month, while Texas Republicans focus on gerrymandering election districts for Donald Trump, instead of helping their own constituents.
August 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Al Roker and the @todayshow.com on the ground in Texas helping the residents who are trying to recover from the devastating floods last month, while Texas Republicans focus on gerrymandering election districts for Donald Trump, instead of helping their own constituents.
Nothing transparent or disgusting about this from a person found liable for sexual assault. 🤷🏾♂️
August 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Nothing transparent or disgusting about this from a person found liable for sexual assault. 🤷🏾♂️
This is exactly why you don't give an unstable "genius" access to nuclear weapons.
The KING of foolish and inflammatory statements got his feelings hurt, so now he's playing nuclear submarine battleship. 🙄🤬
The KING of foolish and inflammatory statements got his feelings hurt, so now he's playing nuclear submarine battleship. 🙄🤬
August 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is exactly why you don't give an unstable "genius" access to nuclear weapons.
The KING of foolish and inflammatory statements got his feelings hurt, so now he's playing nuclear submarine battleship. 🙄🤬
The KING of foolish and inflammatory statements got his feelings hurt, so now he's playing nuclear submarine battleship. 🙄🤬
This is EXACTLY why you don't have to make stuff up about Trump. He's a clown show all on his own. 🤡🤡🤡
July 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is EXACTLY why you don't have to make stuff up about Trump. He's a clown show all on his own. 🤡🤡🤡
Defiant. Resister. American. #NOH8 @noh8campaign.bsky.social
July 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Defiant. Resister. American. #NOH8 @noh8campaign.bsky.social
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
None of these things became woke; you just grew up to be a bad person.
YEP!!!
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
None of these things became woke; you just grew up to be a bad person.
YEP!!!
July 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
None of these things became woke; you just grew up to be a bad person.
YEP!!!
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
None of these things became woke; you just grew up to be a bad person.
YEP!!!
Thank you @marklevinenyc.bsky.social for always standing with and for people in need. Special thanks to the unions and organizations that organized today’s rally! #HandsOff #988 #TrevorProject #LGBTQIA #TransYouth
July 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thank you @marklevinenyc.bsky.social for always standing with and for people in need. Special thanks to the unions and organizations that organized today’s rally! #HandsOff #988 #TrevorProject #LGBTQIA #TransYouth
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep! Yep!! Yep!!!
Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo - leadership at its finest!
Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo - leadership at its finest!
July 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep! Yep!! Yep!!!
Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo - leadership at its finest!
Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo - leadership at its finest!
Big. Beautiful. Bill.
It won’t be long now before social media is flooded with posts from MAGA voters saying: “Wait—I’m losing my healthcare? But I’m one of you! This wasn’t supposed to happen to me.”
Yes it was.
It always was.
It won’t be long now before social media is flooded with posts from MAGA voters saying: “Wait—I’m losing my healthcare? But I’m one of you! This wasn’t supposed to happen to me.”
Yes it was.
It always was.
July 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Big. Beautiful. Bill.
It won’t be long now before social media is flooded with posts from MAGA voters saying: “Wait—I’m losing my healthcare? But I’m one of you! This wasn’t supposed to happen to me.”
Yes it was.
It always was.
It won’t be long now before social media is flooded with posts from MAGA voters saying: “Wait—I’m losing my healthcare? But I’m one of you! This wasn’t supposed to happen to me.”
Yes it was.
It always was.
#RIP Rep. Carolyn McCarthy.
Thank you for your courage and for all you did to champion sensible gun control laws in this country.
You turned personal tragedy into a tireless fight for change, and your voice will be sorely missed.
Thank you for your courage and for all you did to champion sensible gun control laws in this country.
You turned personal tragedy into a tireless fight for change, and your voice will be sorely missed.
June 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
#RIP Rep. Carolyn McCarthy.
Thank you for your courage and for all you did to champion sensible gun control laws in this country.
You turned personal tragedy into a tireless fight for change, and your voice will be sorely missed.
Thank you for your courage and for all you did to champion sensible gun control laws in this country.
You turned personal tragedy into a tireless fight for change, and your voice will be sorely missed.
NYC friends, it's Primary Day!!
If you've already voted, thank you!
If you haven't, it's going to be a hot one, but please do so! Stay hydrated!
NYC Mayor
NYC Comptroller
NYC Public Advocate
Various NYC Council Seats
Borough President's
District Attorney's
Get out and vote!!!
If you've already voted, thank you!
If you haven't, it's going to be a hot one, but please do so! Stay hydrated!
NYC Mayor
NYC Comptroller
NYC Public Advocate
Various NYC Council Seats
Borough President's
District Attorney's
Get out and vote!!!
June 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
NYC friends, it's Primary Day!!
If you've already voted, thank you!
If you haven't, it's going to be a hot one, but please do so! Stay hydrated!
NYC Mayor
NYC Comptroller
NYC Public Advocate
Various NYC Council Seats
Borough President's
District Attorney's
Get out and vote!!!
If you've already voted, thank you!
If you haven't, it's going to be a hot one, but please do so! Stay hydrated!
NYC Mayor
NYC Comptroller
NYC Public Advocate
Various NYC Council Seats
Borough President's
District Attorney's
Get out and vote!!!
The way the Trump's drape themselves in the American flag while running their grifts, reminds me of that classic line from Tommy Boy:
“...because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.”
“...because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.”
June 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The way the Trump's drape themselves in the American flag while running their grifts, reminds me of that classic line from Tommy Boy:
“...because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.”
“...because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.”
Instead of presenting this as a serious policy initiative, he had to unveil it with a chart labeled “Biden’s Bad Drug Price Deal”—because God forbid he act like the President of the United States, rather than a jackass with a grudge.
reparteeroom.com/2025/05/12/e...
reparteeroom.com/2025/05/12/e...
May 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Instead of presenting this as a serious policy initiative, he had to unveil it with a chart labeled “Biden’s Bad Drug Price Deal”—because God forbid he act like the President of the United States, rather than a jackass with a grudge.
reparteeroom.com/2025/05/12/e...
reparteeroom.com/2025/05/12/e...
I can’t help but reflect on the similarities between the passing of Pope Francis and Queen Elizabeth II.
Both remained devoted to their sacred responsibilities until the very end—fulfilling their oaths to God and to those they served.
May their legacies remind us all what true service looks like.
Both remained devoted to their sacred responsibilities until the very end—fulfilling their oaths to God and to those they served.
May their legacies remind us all what true service looks like.
April 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can’t help but reflect on the similarities between the passing of Pope Francis and Queen Elizabeth II.
Both remained devoted to their sacred responsibilities until the very end—fulfilling their oaths to God and to those they served.
May their legacies remind us all what true service looks like.
Both remained devoted to their sacred responsibilities until the very end—fulfilling their oaths to God and to those they served.
May their legacies remind us all what true service looks like.
