Dark jokes
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I named my dog "Five Miles" so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
January 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I named my dog "Five Miles" so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy, the other is a little lighter.
One is heavy, the other is a little lighter.
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy, the other is a little lighter.
One is heavy, the other is a little lighter.
My dog is an excellent swimmer... but the fish aren’t too happy about it.
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My dog is an excellent swimmer... but the fish aren’t too happy about it.
I was going to tell a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I was going to tell a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
Why don’t graveyards have 4G?
Because they’re full of dead zones.
Because they’re full of dead zones.
January 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why don’t graveyards have 4G?
Because they’re full of dead zones.
Because they’re full of dead zones.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
She looked surprised.
January 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
She looked surprised.
I have a joke about a broken pencil... but it’s pointless.
January 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have a joke about a broken pencil... but it’s pointless.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
They don’t have the guts.
January 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
They don’t have the guts.
My therapist says I have a fear of commitment.
I’m not sure about that... I’ll tell her next week.
I’m not sure about that... I’ll tell her next week.
January 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My therapist says I have a fear of commitment.
I’m not sure about that... I’ll tell her next week.
I’m not sure about that... I’ll tell her next week.
I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.
I’ve lost three days already.
January 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already.
I’ve lost three days already.
