Demon Squirrel
@darkin54.bsky.social
Demon Squirrel Knight proudly defending squirrels everywhere.
🌊 #voteblue 🌊
Pastafarian Ministeroni of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
ChiMama
Married 39 years to the love of my life.
🌊 #voteblue 🌊
Pastafarian Ministeroni of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster
ChiMama
Married 39 years to the love of my life.
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Demon Squirrel
@darkin54.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I've been asked what a Pastafarian believes in. We believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, pirates, the most perfect and yummy pasta with meatballs, and beer. Also, rum if you prefer that. Ohh, don't forget garlic bread!
We also believe in the 8 "I Really Rather You Didn'ts". 🍜🍝🥖🍺🥃
We also believe in the 8 "I Really Rather You Didn'ts". 🍜🍝🥖🍺🥃
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Still Not Dead Day.
a man wearing headphones says " whoops ! mistake ! you 're not dead yet "
ALT: a man wearing headphones says " whoops ! mistake ! you 're not dead yet "
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December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Still Not Dead Day.
This needs to happen more!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This needs to happen more!!!
Homemade pumpkin pie.
How it started...
How it started...
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Homemade pumpkin pie.
How it started...
How it started...
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Not the Zombie Apocalypse Day.
a woman standing in front of a building with the words that 's unfortunate written below her
ALT: a woman standing in front of a building with the words that 's unfortunate written below her
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November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Not the Zombie Apocalypse Day.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Halloween. Stay safe out there and remember
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Halloween. Stay safe out there and remember
Reposted by Demon Squirrel
The only real defense against armed raids is a united, organized community. When neighbors stay connected and alert, they can protect one another. ICE is growing—so must our courage. No one knows your neighborhood better than you. Start your own rapid-response group today.
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The only real defense against armed raids is a united, organized community. When neighbors stay connected and alert, they can protect one another. ICE is growing—so must our courage. No one knows your neighborhood better than you. Start your own rapid-response group today.
Reposted by Demon Squirrel
STAY ALERT:
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
STAY ALERT:
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
I.C.E. agents spotted in Buffalo (city) at 92 Parkdale on the West side.
Reposted by Demon Squirrel
Driver for ICE in Chicago
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Driver for ICE in Chicago
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
Kidnapped citizen off our streets for filming.
Don’t film alone!!
Their side arrested: at least 3 people brandishing guns at protesters.
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Their side arrested: at least 3 people brandishing guns at protesters.
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
Our side arrested:
bsky.app/profile/thek...
But yeah, WE'RE the violent ones. 🙄
I'm at the breast cancer survivors walk. I'm a 2x survivor!
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm at the breast cancer survivors walk. I'm a 2x survivor!
Stolen from the book of faces🤣🤣🤣
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Stolen from the book of faces🤣🤣🤣
😭 Her message at the end is so needed right now.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
😭 Her message at the end is so needed right now.
Oh my ❤️ I'm not crying, you're...who am I kidding. I'm balling my eyes out.
This is beautiful. 💜
This is beautiful. 💜
October 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Oh my ❤️ I'm not crying, you're...who am I kidding. I'm balling my eyes out.
This is beautiful. 💜
This is beautiful. 💜
Please repost. Every service member needs to remember their true oath, not the fraudulent one this administration wants them to follow.
October 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Please repost. Every service member needs to remember their true oath, not the fraudulent one this administration wants them to follow.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Insult a Narcissist Day. And who better than...
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Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a pie in front of his head and giving a thumbs up
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September 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Insult a Narcissist Day. And who better than...
Good afternoon to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Sophia Loren’s Appreciation Day.
September 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Good afternoon to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Sophia Loren’s Appreciation Day.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
ARRRRGGGGGHHH
ARRRRGGGGGHHH
a pirate ship with a skull and crossbones on it
Alt: a pirate ship with a skull and crossbones on it
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September 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
ARRRRGGGGGHHH
ARRRRGGGGGHHH
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Wear Purple Day.
a man in a purple sweater is standing in front of a piano and says i love wearing purple
Alt: a man in a purple sweater is standing in front of a piano and says i love wearing purple
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September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Wear Purple Day.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Mosquito Avoidance Day.
a man in a camouflage shirt is walking through a forest
Alt: a man in a camouflage shirt is running from a giant mosquito.
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September 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Mosquito Avoidance Day.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Alter Ego Day.
kermit the frog is standing next to a muppet wearing a black hood and says `` do it '' .
Alt: kermit the frog is standing next to kermit the frog wearing a black hood and says `` do it '' .
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August 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Alter Ego Day.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Blobfish Day. Give these cuties some love.
a pink fish is reflected in the water and looks like it is smiling
Alt: a pink fish is reflected in the water and looks like it is smiling
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August 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Blobfish Day. Give these cuties some love.
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is More Rum Day.
a man in a pirate costume is looking at a woman 's face .
Alt: Captain Jack Sparrow is asking Elizabeth why the rum is gone.
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August 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is More Rum Day.
August 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Wave At The Surveillance Cameras Day.
a woman wearing a black shirt that says ' a ' on it
Alt: a woman wearing a black shirt Waving At The Surveillance Camera
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August 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning to my fellow Pastafarians and non-Pastafarians. Today is Wave At The Surveillance Cameras Day.