Wu Tang Gland
@darkhofstadter.bsky.social
60% romantic, 36% cynic, 4% microplastic. Air guitarist and skin flutist. Never received any of the “trickle down.” So it goes. He/him.
Me when I hear It Happened
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Me when I hear It Happened
Rust Cohle’s opinion:
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Rust Cohle’s opinion:
That face when you have a multi-million dollar a year salary but you are so corrupt and greedy that you’ll risk pissing it away for a few thousand dollars
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
That face when you have a multi-million dollar a year salary but you are so corrupt and greedy that you’ll risk pissing it away for a few thousand dollars
Carrying this flag into battle against these puritanical freaks
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Carrying this flag into battle against these puritanical freaks
Didn’t realize Connor O’Malley is an Oregon fan
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Didn’t realize Connor O’Malley is an Oregon fan
She should have concluded the interview like this.
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
She should have concluded the interview like this.
More like Coach Grime, amirite?
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
More like Coach Grime, amirite?
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
November 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I was married but I'm not married any more. Women don't like the vehicle.
Whenever someone is having a whole loud ass conversation on their phone in a public space
October 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Whenever someone is having a whole loud ass conversation on their phone in a public space
"Sir, we've identified the leader of the Portland chapter of Antifa."
October 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Sir, we've identified the leader of the Portland chapter of Antifa."
How Hegseth sees himself vs. how the rest of us see him
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
How Hegseth sees himself vs. how the rest of us see him
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Principal Skinner ass party
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Principal Skinner ass party
