Arkann
@darkfoofylord.bsky.social
‘86 Hopes and dreams, mutha fucka
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Two years ago I interviewed a 31-year-old NY state assemblymember about a 7-year-old girl killed by an SUV driver in his district. I hung up the phone, astonished that I'd talked to a legislator who so thoughtfully articulated what actually needs to change on our streets.
He'll make a great mayor
He'll make a great mayor
June 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Two years ago I interviewed a 31-year-old NY state assemblymember about a 7-year-old girl killed by an SUV driver in his district. I hung up the phone, astonished that I'd talked to a legislator who so thoughtfully articulated what actually needs to change on our streets.
He'll make a great mayor
He'll make a great mayor
“Hey everyone, the birthday boy has a speech he’d like to give.”
“A speech!!? Joe, you’re 40. Not fucking President.”
“A speech!!? Joe, you’re 40. Not fucking President.”
May 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Hey everyone, the birthday boy has a speech he’d like to give.”
“A speech!!? Joe, you’re 40. Not fucking President.”
“A speech!!? Joe, you’re 40. Not fucking President.”
Best thing heard at work
“Oh Joey was an AM here. He went to prison. Pretty sure it was for fucking his dog while on T.”
I - am - fucking - ☠️
“Oh Joey was an AM here. He went to prison. Pretty sure it was for fucking his dog while on T.”
I - am - fucking - ☠️
May 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Best thing heard at work
“Oh Joey was an AM here. He went to prison. Pretty sure it was for fucking his dog while on T.”
I - am - fucking - ☠️
“Oh Joey was an AM here. He went to prison. Pretty sure it was for fucking his dog while on T.”
I - am - fucking - ☠️
My bathroom time is becoming more and more besieged #cats #furbabies
April 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
My bathroom time is becoming more and more besieged #cats #furbabies
Once again, todays headlines were yesterday’s jokes on Better Off Ted…
April 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Once again, todays headlines were yesterday’s jokes on Better Off Ted…
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Per Gallego's spokesman: he'a a NO on both cloture and the CR
March 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Per Gallego's spokesman: he'a a NO on both cloture and the CR
@mikechenwriter.bsky.social Well well well - Mr Chen. We meet again.
March 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
@mikechenwriter.bsky.social Well well well - Mr Chen. We meet again.
No - like all of us opposing D’ump - he’d label you terrorists or traitors or both. Then he’ll go cry about it to JD while he gets his toupee patted. Then he’ll either nuke us or try and have us all sent to Guantanamo.
I’m still not entirely convinced I’m not on a Punk’d-esque reality TV show.
I’m still not entirely convinced I’m not on a Punk’d-esque reality TV show.
There is no peaceful annexation here.
The options are don't do economic war and colonialism or expect a multi-year-long war and we will destroy everything you love.
What are you going to do, wait for us to say "eh"?
We know better how to fit in than you do.
The options are don't do economic war and colonialism or expect a multi-year-long war and we will destroy everything you love.
What are you going to do, wait for us to say "eh"?
We know better how to fit in than you do.
March 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
No - like all of us opposing D’ump - he’d label you terrorists or traitors or both. Then he’ll go cry about it to JD while he gets his toupee patted. Then he’ll either nuke us or try and have us all sent to Guantanamo.
I’m still not entirely convinced I’m not on a Punk’d-esque reality TV show.
I’m still not entirely convinced I’m not on a Punk’d-esque reality TV show.
Pit - pit - pearls
Nothing like a sweat shine to really accentuate the gym lighting
Nothing like a sweat shine to really accentuate the gym lighting
March 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Pit - pit - pearls
Nothing like a sweat shine to really accentuate the gym lighting
Nothing like a sweat shine to really accentuate the gym lighting
I’m screaming
March 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m screaming
C’mon March - don’t do me dirty. It’s day 1
March 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
C’mon March - don’t do me dirty. It’s day 1
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
I need Texas to pick a season and stick with it. I’m sick of feeling sick 🤧
February 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I need Texas to pick a season and stick with it. I’m sick of feeling sick 🤧
This month just won’t let up, will it?
February 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
This month just won’t let up, will it?
Not like my audience is huge here, but still. Every little bit helps
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January 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Not like my audience is huge here, but still. Every little bit helps
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“Your child is gonna love that balloon.”
The child in question seen here-
The child in question seen here-
January 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“Your child is gonna love that balloon.”
The child in question seen here-
The child in question seen here-
Gurl I’m ready to GO. Just look how packed my bags are! Bustin’!!
January 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Gurl I’m ready to GO. Just look how packed my bags are! Bustin’!!
OH - whew! Donald Trump didn’t friend me or add me on here. That’s a relief. Talk about avoiding the guy you know that could play Dewwy in first Scary Movie.
January 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
OH - whew! Donald Trump didn’t friend me or add me on here. That’s a relief. Talk about avoiding the guy you know that could play Dewwy in first Scary Movie.
I was craving fried chicken. Dying for it. No.1 Plus Chicken didn’t disappoint. After we ordered our first chicken, they also thought more people were coming.
January 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I was craving fried chicken. Dying for it. No.1 Plus Chicken didn’t disappoint. After we ordered our first chicken, they also thought more people were coming.
Okay now the Bot just has a cat laying on the keyboard
January 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Okay now the Bot just has a cat laying on the keyboard
And since it’s fans Only
For you I’ll make it free
To those who block me
Take a notice back from me
Tell them how I am defying block profile
I’m adding high and defying block profile
And soon I’m match then in repoooooosts
For you I’ll make it free
To those who block me
Take a notice back from me
Tell them how I am defying block profile
I’m adding high and defying block profile
And soon I’m match then in repoooooosts
January 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
And since it’s fans Only
For you I’ll make it free
To those who block me
Take a notice back from me
Tell them how I am defying block profile
I’m adding high and defying block profile
And soon I’m match then in repoooooosts
For you I’ll make it free
To those who block me
Take a notice back from me
Tell them how I am defying block profile
I’m adding high and defying block profile
And soon I’m match then in repoooooosts