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Dark Eyed Blues
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
dalishpariah we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck mintzy I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That's ridiculous. *Storms out* laysiaprincess "The staff count as people" has me dead
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
askinnyblackman republicans will be like "good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest" and dems will respond with "we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!" and leftists are like "um yeah I guess if those are our only options I'll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn't be able to do that in the first place? where's that option?" and dems will be like "shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie" and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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setsuretsuko.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM