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*points* Therewolf
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
*points* Therewolf
Very wise little fellow
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Very wise little fellow
Headbutts of love!
October 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Headbutts of love!
Sunk cost maybe? "I spent a huge amount of money for this thing, I gotta drive it" plus there's zero resale value and it isn't like you can afford another car now that you spent the GDP of Belgium on the giant prison urinal on wheels.
October 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sunk cost maybe? "I spent a huge amount of money for this thing, I gotta drive it" plus there's zero resale value and it isn't like you can afford another car now that you spent the GDP of Belgium on the giant prison urinal on wheels.
And those people have room-temperature tapioca pudding in their skulls.
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
And those people have room-temperature tapioca pudding in their skulls.
Nope, I misremembered it. He used "saer"
October 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Nope, I misremembered it. He used "saer"
Ed Greenwood wrote about using "ser" as a term of address for nobles whose precise rank was unknown as far back as the City of Splendors boxed set for 2e Dungeons and Dragons, I think.
October 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ed Greenwood wrote about using "ser" as a term of address for nobles whose precise rank was unknown as far back as the City of Splendors boxed set for 2e Dungeons and Dragons, I think.
Celebrate regularly and often
September 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Celebrate regularly and often
Do they turn into a goth girl when the moon is full now?
September 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Do they turn into a goth girl when the moon is full now?
Squirrels are dodgy. I heard it from an Irish Wolfhound, so you know it is the truth.
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Squirrels are dodgy. I heard it from an Irish Wolfhound, so you know it is the truth.
That's a whole entire mood...
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That's a whole entire mood...
Nothing Charlie did was "in good faith." Every move he made, every word he said was calculated accelerationist propaganda. Maybe when the cameras were off he was a decent person but his public persona labored unceasingly for a world in which political violence was the norm; just not against himself.
September 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Nothing Charlie did was "in good faith." Every move he made, every word he said was calculated accelerationist propaganda. Maybe when the cameras were off he was a decent person but his public persona labored unceasingly for a world in which political violence was the norm; just not against himself.
For the same reason Thanos makes a point of ruining that one random mortal's birthday every year: because the small, petty cruelties satisfy them more than the giant blanket cruelties that harm thousands of faceless people.
August 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
For the same reason Thanos makes a point of ruining that one random mortal's birthday every year: because the small, petty cruelties satisfy them more than the giant blanket cruelties that harm thousands of faceless people.
I often imagine autocorrect as a tiny, very drunk elf that lives in my phone and who desperately wants to be helpful but has no idea how language actually works.
August 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I often imagine autocorrect as a tiny, very drunk elf that lives in my phone and who desperately wants to be helpful but has no idea how language actually works.
"Autocorrect on steroids, but even less accurate" is the best description I have encountered.
August 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Autocorrect on steroids, but even less accurate" is the best description I have encountered.
I look for two--either mine or his. Either one would be cause for joy.
July 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I look for two--either mine or his. Either one would be cause for joy.
Smol floofs cannot fix everything, but they can make it better for a little bit and that is good too.
July 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Smol floofs cannot fix everything, but they can make it better for a little bit and that is good too.
And always, at all times, it is written by a red-haired bear.
July 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And always, at all times, it is written by a red-haired bear.
Papa Nurgle has been looking for those...who donated his favorite jeans again?
July 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Papa Nurgle has been looking for those...who donated his favorite jeans again?
Night Lords fear nothing.
*raven caws in the distance*
Night Lords fear one thing aaaaaaand he's right behind me isn't he?
*raven caws in the distance*
Night Lords fear one thing aaaaaaand he's right behind me isn't he?
July 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Night Lords fear nothing.
*raven caws in the distance*
Night Lords fear one thing aaaaaaand he's right behind me isn't he?
*raven caws in the distance*
Night Lords fear one thing aaaaaaand he's right behind me isn't he?
I need a himbo! I'm holding out for a himbo 'til the morning light!
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be kind,
and he's gotta be dumb but polite!
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be kind,
and he's gotta be dumb but polite!
July 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I need a himbo! I'm holding out for a himbo 'til the morning light!
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be kind,
and he's gotta be dumb but polite!
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be kind,
and he's gotta be dumb but polite!
Time for fisting!
July 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Time for fisting!
Join us, Delicious Friend.
July 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Join us, Delicious Friend.