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darkentrophy.bsky.social
Fable
@darkentrophy.bsky.social
Writer Extraordinaire, Rodent Aficionado, Holder of Questionable Opinions, Male He/Him if that matters to you
I'll take it! And yeah, mice have pretty dexterous little not-fingers~
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hogging all the attention for yourself.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Where would you put me on it~?
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It works on cats as well!

Unless you want some Dentagrass to make hairballs with.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I feel like we've been here before in this exact scenario and response pattern...

Anyways, the mysterious dog in the distance (it makes it harder to spot his diaper).
a cartoon fox is riding a motorcycle with two other foxes on it
ALT: a cartoon fox is riding a motorcycle with two other foxes on it
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not pictured: the blatantly obvious trap that turned you into the diaper now being used as blatantly obvious bait.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
They should share cute pictures of themselves all dressed up to prove they're being good! That's star one.

Star two would be writing a thank you note to whoever is taking care of them, be very detailed in how they help you learn obedience!

Star three, kiss ur plushies~
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
As one of definitely not three other people, I would support this course of action for the hypothetical individual providing this servicing~
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Got your brush right here~
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
There's always money in the banana trick.

youtu.be/Yh3mwibfPkI?...
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Sweet Heat Kobold
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
They prefer their premium pricing and high margins versus market share, which from their stock is obviously working well, but their computer lineup is a drop in the bucket compared to their phones.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If Apple wanted to go mainstream with their computers, they'd have to offer a cheap option, which would damage the brand image. They tried it with the iPhone 5c (which was a plastic piece of junk) and haven't tried it again after learning that lesson. It's like how Nintendo doesn't compete with Xbox
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
>Mac exists
If you want to spend twice as much for the same hardware and lack flexibility in all things everywhere for all time, sure :P
Mac is only 'necessary' if you're coding for Apple or doing high level Video editing. Chrome OS is more competitive on that front.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Pissing yourself in four dimensional space; realizing your diaper is soggy before you even needed to go, or that your current one is clean but the fresh pamp in your diaper bag is somehow already swollen.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
But do you also offer the superior syrup carrier for breakfast, waffles~?
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
More like Fill-eon~
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Definitely agree. I go in and block access to anything I don't explicitly want to use with such apps to limit their reach at least.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I mean, have you *seen* how much horses drop? It's a necessity while they're inside the daycare playing!
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Telegram is just another messaging platform; its main advantage is large file uploads and free sticker support, both of which can be accomplished through other means if necessary.

You can download the app onto an old phone or emulator to get it set up then delete it once it's connected.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Ah, classic. They weren't even catching most of the heat for it either, so maintaining it for the sake of protecting citizen funding would have only continued to hurt Trump as well. Might've been worried about what Republicans would do next time, but that's assuming the best of a bad actor again.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Context?

Dems blowing opportunities is too common to know which one you're referring to X)
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Red one transformed to avoid notice.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The nocturnal wolf stream~
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Tapeless is like a straitjacket without a crotch strap; it just ain't the same.
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM