“Hootie and the Blowfish is what Pearl Jam would have sounded like in a world without Nirvana.”

May I present to you, without further ado, the Stupidest Motherfucker Alive.

So… um… these Venezuelan gang members (or so we’ve been told) were accepted by El Salvador…

Did the US sell these people into slavery?

Just gonna keep talking to myself in this forum.

How many jobs have been lost this month? Anyone keeping track?

Serious question… what’s the best country to go to as a medical tourist?

Are we able to keep track of how many people die due to the destruction of USAID?

Purge at the FBI + idea to “clean out” Gaza = impending Islamic terrorist attack on US soil.

But that would be “good for business” now, wouldn’t it…

Trump: I am going to do <something outrageous>

Republicans: It’s nuts, he doesn’t mean it, it’s a negotiating tactic, liberals are out of their minds.

<something outrageous happens>

Republicans: Trump said he was going to do it, why is everyone so surprised? <something outrageous> is great.

Do we have a chant or a slogan yet for the “resistance”? I’m not clever like that.

Incredible that opposition to an oligarchical coup = resistance, btw.

Trump and Company trying to turn the US into a corporation and run it like one — prioritize short-term gains and run it into the ground, but not before taking a golden parachute. This is the end goal. They are here to pillage.

I solemnly swear to post my political bullshit only here.