Boo fuckity hoo. I didn't know snowflakes could be so red

My new favorite is Trump calling the left "fascists" for supporting antifa

He was the Anchor Being for Earth 666

Proud to be a Californian right now.

I told him the dicks he jerks off when he dances were bigger than his own. Should I be worried?

Does he also use the phrase "Sumbitch"?

15 would be about the same age as the "guests" at parties Lard Voldemort attended

This will be a Halloween costume. I'm calling it now

It was a vampire bullet

Then Duke Boys are at it again!

I get emails from "Apple" about a compromised account. It's mostly written in what I'm assuming is Chinese characters and a tiny url link provided to update my info to be secured. I'll risk my 10 year old unused iTunes account that I pretty much abandoned the same day.

Having been home sick the last few days, I got to see just how much my cats sleep each day.

I'm a dozenaire

Got em!

Hello, Mr. Sparks.