Dark Asylum Radio
@darkasylum.bsky.social
Streaming music from around the world, 24/7/365 for free! Including EBM, Goth, Industrial, and Darkwave, with lots of memes & political satire Contact us at Mail@darkasylum.co.uk
"Dating after 50 is basically bat sonar — lots of noise, occasional collisions, and the rare moment you actually find another warm body. 🦇😂"
#GothDatingStruggles
#EchoLocationOfLove
#GothDatingStruggles
#EchoLocationOfLove
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"Dating after 50 is basically bat sonar — lots of noise, occasional collisions, and the rare moment you actually find another warm body. 🦇😂"
#GothDatingStruggles
#EchoLocationOfLove
#GothDatingStruggles
#EchoLocationOfLove
🖤 40 Years of The Head on the Door 🖤 Released August 13, 1985 — back when Robert Smith’s hair had its own gravitational pull and eyeliner was applied with the precision of a master painter. Four decades later
#TheCure #TheHeadOnTheDoor #GothForever #FeelOldYet #DarkAsylumMemes
#TheCure #TheHeadOnTheDoor #GothForever #FeelOldYet #DarkAsylumMemes
August 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🖤 40 Years of The Head on the Door 🖤 Released August 13, 1985 — back when Robert Smith’s hair had its own gravitational pull and eyeliner was applied with the precision of a master painter. Four decades later
#TheCure #TheHeadOnTheDoor #GothForever #FeelOldYet #DarkAsylumMemes
#TheCure #TheHeadOnTheDoor #GothForever #FeelOldYet #DarkAsylumMemes
BREAKING: Park bans vampire grandpa for commanding bats to attack teens.
Claims he can “smell Hot Topic energy from a mile away.”
🧛♂️ His name? Unknown.
🦇 His weapon? Bats.
🗣 His battle cry? “TEEEEEEEENS!!!”
Victims include:
Marcu5: future band guitarist, bitten mid-air guitar solo
Dawn:
Claims he can “smell Hot Topic energy from a mile away.”
🧛♂️ His name? Unknown.
🦇 His weapon? Bats.
🗣 His battle cry? “TEEEEEEEENS!!!”
Victims include:
Marcu5: future band guitarist, bitten mid-air guitar solo
Dawn:
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
BREAKING: Park bans vampire grandpa for commanding bats to attack teens.
Claims he can “smell Hot Topic energy from a mile away.”
🧛♂️ His name? Unknown.
🦇 His weapon? Bats.
🗣 His battle cry? “TEEEEEEEENS!!!”
Victims include:
Marcu5: future band guitarist, bitten mid-air guitar solo
Dawn:
Claims he can “smell Hot Topic energy from a mile away.”
🧛♂️ His name? Unknown.
🦇 His weapon? Bats.
🗣 His battle cry? “TEEEEEEEENS!!!”
Victims include:
Marcu5: future band guitarist, bitten mid-air guitar solo
Dawn:
🦇 “Children of the night, be happy.”
Even Dracula’s cracking a smile (internally) — because it’s World Goth Day.
He’s not brooding, he’s celebrating aggressively.
Tag your favorite creature of the night.
#WorldGothDay #BelaLugosiApproves #DarkAsylumMemes #SmileButMakeItGoth #FangsOutForFun
Even Dracula’s cracking a smile (internally) — because it’s World Goth Day.
He’s not brooding, he’s celebrating aggressively.
Tag your favorite creature of the night.
#WorldGothDay #BelaLugosiApproves #DarkAsylumMemes #SmileButMakeItGoth #FangsOutForFun
May 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
🦇 “Children of the night, be happy.”
Even Dracula’s cracking a smile (internally) — because it’s World Goth Day.
He’s not brooding, he’s celebrating aggressively.
Tag your favorite creature of the night.
#WorldGothDay #BelaLugosiApproves #DarkAsylumMemes #SmileButMakeItGoth #FangsOutForFun
Even Dracula’s cracking a smile (internally) — because it’s World Goth Day.
He’s not brooding, he’s celebrating aggressively.
Tag your favorite creature of the night.
#WorldGothDay #BelaLugosiApproves #DarkAsylumMemes #SmileButMakeItGoth #FangsOutForFun
well Bob a MAGA supporter from Springfield does have a point, where are all the cats
thanks to Julli Nois for this
thanks to Julli Nois for this
March 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
well Bob a MAGA supporter from Springfield does have a point, where are all the cats
thanks to Julli Nois for this
thanks to Julli Nois for this
I don't know why I have to explain this, but: TransGENIC mice are not TransGENDER mice.
March 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I don't know why I have to explain this, but: TransGENIC mice are not TransGENDER mice.
This isn't actually a joke it really does say this if you type it into grock 3 or chat got 4
March 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This isn't actually a joke it really does say this if you type it into grock 3 or chat got 4
When you're too busy washing your hair at the weekend
March 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When you're too busy washing your hair at the weekend
When world affairs take a backseat to the most urgent debates. 🍿😂
#PoliticalDrama #UnexpectedTwist #Memes #Zelensky #Trump #InternetGold
#PoliticalDrama #UnexpectedTwist #Memes #Zelensky #Trump #InternetGold
March 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
When world affairs take a backseat to the most urgent debates. 🍿😂
#PoliticalDrama #UnexpectedTwist #Memes #Zelensky #Trump #InternetGold
#PoliticalDrama #UnexpectedTwist #Memes #Zelensky #Trump #InternetGold
📸🦇 Gothic Royalty Assembles 🦇📸
"Looking like we just stepped out of a 19th-century novel, but actually just debating where to get coffee."
#GothSquad #gothic #DarkAsylum
"Looking like we just stepped out of a 19th-century novel, but actually just debating where to get coffee."
#GothSquad #gothic #DarkAsylum
February 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
📸🦇 Gothic Royalty Assembles 🦇📸
"Looking like we just stepped out of a 19th-century novel, but actually just debating where to get coffee."
#GothSquad #gothic #DarkAsylum
"Looking like we just stepped out of a 19th-century novel, but actually just debating where to get coffee."
#GothSquad #gothic #DarkAsylum
The Cure’s The Head on the Door (1985) was a game-changer. It marked Robert Smith’s full creative control, blending pop hooks with gothic depth. #goth #music #darkasylum
February 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The Cure’s The Head on the Door (1985) was a game-changer. It marked Robert Smith’s full creative control, blending pop hooks with gothic depth. #goth #music #darkasylum
there not far wrong
February 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
there not far wrong
Me dancing in my room
February 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me dancing in my room
it has been while
February 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
it has been while
Don't look now
February 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Don't look now
WHO YOU LISTEN TO?
February 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
WHO YOU LISTEN TO?
🍫 WILLY WONKA hanging out with Trent Reznor? Now that's a sweet mashup! Wonka’s over here regretting the hike playlist joke, while Trent's just trying to keep it industrial cool. 😂
#TrailMixPlaylist #goth #WonkaGoesIndustrial #SweetAndDark"
#TrailMixPlaylist #goth #WonkaGoesIndustrial #SweetAndDark"
February 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🍫 WILLY WONKA hanging out with Trent Reznor? Now that's a sweet mashup! Wonka’s over here regretting the hike playlist joke, while Trent's just trying to keep it industrial cool. 😂
#TrailMixPlaylist #goth #WonkaGoesIndustrial #SweetAndDark"
#TrailMixPlaylist #goth #WonkaGoesIndustrial #SweetAndDark"
📝 Mood: Dissociating but make it art
💬 "If anyone needs me, I'll be dissociating."
#Relatable #Dissociation #WeirdArt #SurrealCat #DoodleVibes #ExistentialCrisis
💬 "If anyone needs me, I'll be dissociating."
#Relatable #Dissociation #WeirdArt #SurrealCat #DoodleVibes #ExistentialCrisis
February 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
📝 Mood: Dissociating but make it art
💬 "If anyone needs me, I'll be dissociating."
#Relatable #Dissociation #WeirdArt #SurrealCat #DoodleVibes #ExistentialCrisis
💬 "If anyone needs me, I'll be dissociating."
#Relatable #Dissociation #WeirdArt #SurrealCat #DoodleVibes #ExistentialCrisis
Me dancing to go for goth music
February 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me dancing to go for goth music
🐤🔪 "What's that stuffed with?" → Goose investigates
🎨meme perfection = 🏆
👀 That red-eyed goose ain't playing! 💀
#gooserevenge #gothic
🎨meme perfection = 🏆
👀 That red-eyed goose ain't playing! 💀
#gooserevenge #gothic
February 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
🐤🔪 "What's that stuffed with?" → Goose investigates
🎨meme perfection = 🏆
👀 That red-eyed goose ain't playing! 💀
#gooserevenge #gothic
🎨meme perfection = 🏆
👀 That red-eyed goose ain't playing! 💀
#gooserevenge #gothic
Who did this? I can see there'll be a lot of people crying over this
February 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Who did this? I can see there'll be a lot of people crying over this