Just when you think life is turning around, it turns out to be a round house kick
April 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Just when you think life is turning around, it turns out to be a round house kick
I keep a clone of myself at home, I call him my "homie"
March 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I keep a clone of myself at home, I call him my "homie"
How do you plead?
"Innocent"
"Innocent"
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
How do you plead?
"Innocent"
"Innocent"
Everyone always talking about how much they love to eat ass, but as someone whose had his fair share of donkeys in his day I gotta say it isn't as good as people hype it up to be...
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Everyone always talking about how much they love to eat ass, but as someone whose had his fair share of donkeys in his day I gotta say it isn't as good as people hype it up to be...
What happens to doctors when they eat an apple? Do they just disappear for a day?
February 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
What happens to doctors when they eat an apple? Do they just disappear for a day?
What if Peacocks are just magical chickens and the only way to transform them is by peeing on them? That's why they're called peacocks....
February 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
What if Peacocks are just magical chickens and the only way to transform them is by peeing on them? That's why they're called peacocks....
What if corn isn't just a food? What if it's like an egg or a cacoon? When it hatches it becomes a scaled creature, like a lizard?
February 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
What if corn isn't just a food? What if it's like an egg or a cacoon? When it hatches it becomes a scaled creature, like a lizard?
When I said I was gonna eat your children, this isn't what I had in mind...
February 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
When I said I was gonna eat your children, this isn't what I had in mind...
You ever see something so cute you just wanna cuddle it super tightly until the light starts to leave it's eyes? Did I also mention I cuddle using my mouth?
February 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You ever see something so cute you just wanna cuddle it super tightly until the light starts to leave it's eyes? Did I also mention I cuddle using my mouth?
What's a good way to describe me? TIRED that's how...
February 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
What's a good way to describe me? TIRED that's how...
You ever drink so much caffeine that you start hearing colors?
February 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
You ever drink so much caffeine that you start hearing colors?
You ever just see someone who looks like spaghetti on a waffle?
February 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You ever just see someone who looks like spaghetti on a waffle?
What's that? I only have 3 seconds to live? Well f-
February 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What's that? I only have 3 seconds to live? Well f-
Have I ever told you my Master is a blue raspberry?
January 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Have I ever told you my Master is a blue raspberry?
You know in all my years I never thought I'd be living in the basement of an alien spacecraft alongside a holy cow and a cybernetic cat. Strange times indeed...
January 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
You know in all my years I never thought I'd be living in the basement of an alien spacecraft alongside a holy cow and a cybernetic cat. Strange times indeed...
I wanted to know what it was like to have a kidney stone, so I ate some rocks today... Still don't understand what all the hype is about...
January 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I wanted to know what it was like to have a kidney stone, so I ate some rocks today... Still don't understand what all the hype is about...