Yep, guess they are in for a treat lol.

Well I made the decision to buy one at £1200, it wasn't very good and for some reason too small to fit the sheets, swapped it out plus cash for this one and still not really any good, it's all down to your preference and sleep patterns.

That would depend on your preference... hard, medium or a sink in wrap around. Memory or feather...(probably not lol)
More springs the better!
However Princess is not to enthralled with my choice, but then again the lady don't like change

😊😊😊😊😈 that made me almost spit my drink out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Definitely confirm the lack of clothes
😈😈😈

Well.... I'm not sure about that but thank you kindly ☺️

Why, what have I done 😬

They always have one beady eye out for the peregrine falcon though.

Would you believe it! No sun and it's bloody raining....I have one moody brat on my hands now 😒

Fishermen's friends 1 and 2 bit like an earworm though, you'll be singing the shanty's for days

What do you mean...... don't like anybody 😬

I'm sure 17 was sensible
.......
Or not 🤣🤣

Not sure the Americans are ready for you 😉😝😈🖤