darkandtwistys.bsky.social
@darkandtwistys.bsky.social
I know I chose this job and I know I signed up for it knowing I’d always have to work holidays but omg I get so sad seeing everyone have 1-2 weeks of leisure this time of year while I just keep working
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Can confirm that it’s amazing 😋
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December 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The funniest/most annoying part of being a float RN is watching the nicu RNs trip over themselves to offer me help. Like girly, I promise you I’ve got this under control and might have more experience than you do.
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
10/10 highly recommend putting your phone on do not disturb during a depressive episode. I’m unreachable and I’ve found peace.
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Well my holiday depression is certainly setting in earlier than usual.
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Made an entire thanksgiving meal Wednesday/yesterday, prepped 3 Friendsgiving dishes today. I need to hibernate after all this.
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Constantly showing up places in day-old eyeliner and unbrushed hair, single-handedly bringing back grunge
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I know I dabble in PICU/CICU now but I really am NICU through and through
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The way I’m so burned out and yet keep picking up OT should be studied
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Float pool is all fun and games til I’m in the CICU with an actually sick kid having endless arrhythmias
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Last night kicked my ass and I bet I have to do it all again tonight
October 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’d also like to say nothing will make a bad shift worse like finding out you started your period
September 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I have had to travel off the unit with patients more in the last 2 weeks than in the previous 3 years
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
In case anyone here has ever underestimated how much it sucks to be a nurse, I just spent the last 3 hours getting yelled at for putting someone’s child on oxygen while they were desatting.
September 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
A PSA to people in the world: the chick in scrubs at 7:30am has probably been at work all night and doesn’t wanna talk to you.
September 13, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I don’t think I have a southern accent all the time but wow does it come out when I say cardiac drug names
September 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m PO feeding a baby we are so fucking back
August 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m tired of this grandpa
August 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I wish we could just end the practice of birthday gifts among friends. I’m an adult. It’s sweet but it makes me so uncomfy.
July 31, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Reposted
Here’s the thing: I really cannot handle thinking about, reading, or talking about the news during my work stretches. I am already having to bear witness to the failure that is our healthcare system at my job. I see it every time I’m here. And it’s only going to get worse.
July 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Time to send a risky text**

**ask someone who is my friend to hang out with me
June 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Reposted
The second you tell me you used ChatGPT for a task you are very capable of doing without assistance, I will think less of you.
June 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Also literally every ICU at this hospital is currently begging for OT….too bad I’m still orienting and can’t make $$$$
May 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Y’all….i fear i might love PCICU
May 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My coworkers up here look at me sideways every time I say y’all but sorry not sorry it’s the perfect inclusive word and I’m never gonna get the southern off me so why try
May 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM