While I’m not interested in applying, I’d love to do an interview! Your miracles are captivating so I’d like to talk about that and maybe delve into why you believe you may be a target for poisoning.

If you’re interested, you can contact me any time!

Could you keep it down, please? I’m doing some very serious reporting and I hate being disturbed.

If it’s Clive putting you up to this, he’ll be receiving a cease-and-desist letter in the coming weeks.

Oh. The tabloid scoundrel.

A reporter? Is there competition I should be worrying about? Journalism can be quite the cutthroat industry, you know.

I’ve heard of you, Sammy, and I’d love to do a piece about your experience with your uncle, Fredrich, and how you rose to fame following your time as a train conductor. Feel free to reach out to schedule an interview!

I’m sure I could write a fascinating article about an amnesiac adjusting to life without memories! I’m happy to do an interview whenever you wish.

Of course, Desmond. You simply seem particularly focused on your hair lately and I was wondering why that was.

What I was meaning to say is I’m happy to discuss any topic of your choosing.

Oh, hello sir. Would you like an interview for a World Times article?

Oh, Desmond! I hadn’t realised you were here. What a SPLENDID opportunity for an interview! We can talk about your hairstyle all you like.