Darius(Dooooes Stuff) Elam
@dariusdoesstuff.bsky.social
a doer of stuff who just like to have fun on the internet. an admirer of the safe and not safe for work media. someone who won't shut up about things he likes.
31. The Potion on a Stick
And finally,We have one of my own creation for the spooky season,my spooky potion on a stick,which turned the end into a pumpkin,it also made me into a zombie.
guess I got a costume this year.
Hally Happoween,everybody.
And finally,We have one of my own creation for the spooky season,my spooky potion on a stick,which turned the end into a pumpkin,it also made me into a zombie.
guess I got a costume this year.
Hally Happoween,everybody.
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
31. The Potion on a Stick
And finally,We have one of my own creation for the spooky season,my spooky potion on a stick,which turned the end into a pumpkin,it also made me into a zombie.
guess I got a costume this year.
Hally Happoween,everybody.
And finally,We have one of my own creation for the spooky season,my spooky potion on a stick,which turned the end into a pumpkin,it also made me into a zombie.
guess I got a costume this year.
Hally Happoween,everybody.
30. The Sceptor of Deviled Lemons
A dangerous staff with the offspring of the Lemon Demon itself,It may be partially man and mechanation,but it will make all skeptics reach for their Touch-tone telephone and makes me wanna see two trucks having se-okay that's too far,see you for the final showcase
A dangerous staff with the offspring of the Lemon Demon itself,It may be partially man and mechanation,but it will make all skeptics reach for their Touch-tone telephone and makes me wanna see two trucks having se-okay that's too far,see you for the final showcase
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
30. The Sceptor of Deviled Lemons
A dangerous staff with the offspring of the Lemon Demon itself,It may be partially man and mechanation,but it will make all skeptics reach for their Touch-tone telephone and makes me wanna see two trucks having se-okay that's too far,see you for the final showcase
A dangerous staff with the offspring of the Lemon Demon itself,It may be partially man and mechanation,but it will make all skeptics reach for their Touch-tone telephone and makes me wanna see two trucks having se-okay that's too far,see you for the final showcase
(another very late) 29. The Vampire's Fork
I found this in an old count's castle,suddenly I've been craving blood,my skin's paler than usual and there's blood on the tips of the fork...
I feel dizzy...can someone loan m3 a pint of their blood...
I found this in an old count's castle,suddenly I've been craving blood,my skin's paler than usual and there's blood on the tips of the fork...
I feel dizzy...can someone loan m3 a pint of their blood...
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
(another very late) 29. The Vampire's Fork
I found this in an old count's castle,suddenly I've been craving blood,my skin's paler than usual and there's blood on the tips of the fork...
I feel dizzy...can someone loan m3 a pint of their blood...
I found this in an old count's castle,suddenly I've been craving blood,my skin's paler than usual and there's blood on the tips of the fork...
I feel dizzy...can someone loan m3 a pint of their blood...
(a very late) 28. The Were-Sleeve
A sleeve that gives the strength of a werewolf but only on the arm you wear the sleeve on,I wouldn't recommend you to not use this sleeve on things or people you care about.
A sleeve that gives the strength of a werewolf but only on the arm you wear the sleeve on,I wouldn't recommend you to not use this sleeve on things or people you care about.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
(a very late) 28. The Were-Sleeve
A sleeve that gives the strength of a werewolf but only on the arm you wear the sleeve on,I wouldn't recommend you to not use this sleeve on things or people you care about.
A sleeve that gives the strength of a werewolf but only on the arm you wear the sleeve on,I wouldn't recommend you to not use this sleeve on things or people you care about.
27. The Lemon Laucher
Had this developed by a roboticist,Doctor Byte I think his name was...but anyway it shoots light-based lemons at different rates,and if you hold the button long enough you get a giant lime instead.
Had this developed by a roboticist,Doctor Byte I think his name was...but anyway it shoots light-based lemons at different rates,and if you hold the button long enough you get a giant lime instead.
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
27. The Lemon Laucher
Had this developed by a roboticist,Doctor Byte I think his name was...but anyway it shoots light-based lemons at different rates,and if you hold the button long enough you get a giant lime instead.
Had this developed by a roboticist,Doctor Byte I think his name was...but anyway it shoots light-based lemons at different rates,and if you hold the button long enough you get a giant lime instead.
Since I missed yesterday,here are
25 and 26. The Spraymaker and Splat-tana
These I got from an kid with a squid-like hairdo,one of them being a Air-gun with a spraycan and the other being a paint roller that can splat you in ten seconds flat.
Sorry about that,next should be a solo one.
25 and 26. The Spraymaker and Splat-tana
These I got from an kid with a squid-like hairdo,one of them being a Air-gun with a spraycan and the other being a paint roller that can splat you in ten seconds flat.
Sorry about that,next should be a solo one.
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Since I missed yesterday,here are
25 and 26. The Spraymaker and Splat-tana
These I got from an kid with a squid-like hairdo,one of them being a Air-gun with a spraycan and the other being a paint roller that can splat you in ten seconds flat.
Sorry about that,next should be a solo one.
25 and 26. The Spraymaker and Splat-tana
These I got from an kid with a squid-like hairdo,one of them being a Air-gun with a spraycan and the other being a paint roller that can splat you in ten seconds flat.
Sorry about that,next should be a solo one.
24.The Genesis Belt
This is a belt created from an old Master System Console,but it isn't just a regular belt,it can transform the user into a Kamen Rider form by plugging in the cartridge and saying "Se-Ga!"
pretty good for if you don't have a costume and want to find evil aliens.
This is a belt created from an old Master System Console,but it isn't just a regular belt,it can transform the user into a Kamen Rider form by plugging in the cartridge and saying "Se-Ga!"
pretty good for if you don't have a costume and want to find evil aliens.
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
24.The Genesis Belt
This is a belt created from an old Master System Console,but it isn't just a regular belt,it can transform the user into a Kamen Rider form by plugging in the cartridge and saying "Se-Ga!"
pretty good for if you don't have a costume and want to find evil aliens.
This is a belt created from an old Master System Console,but it isn't just a regular belt,it can transform the user into a Kamen Rider form by plugging in the cartridge and saying "Se-Ga!"
pretty good for if you don't have a costume and want to find evil aliens.
23. The Tractor A-Tractor
Ignore the mask,I just needed to look Alien in order to use this,
The A-Tractor's beams grabs anything in its path,whether it Cows,trees or crazy conspiracy theorists. Great for Lazy bums who have a thing that's "out of reach".
Ignore the mask,I just needed to look Alien in order to use this,
The A-Tractor's beams grabs anything in its path,whether it Cows,trees or crazy conspiracy theorists. Great for Lazy bums who have a thing that's "out of reach".
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
23. The Tractor A-Tractor
Ignore the mask,I just needed to look Alien in order to use this,
The A-Tractor's beams grabs anything in its path,whether it Cows,trees or crazy conspiracy theorists. Great for Lazy bums who have a thing that's "out of reach".
Ignore the mask,I just needed to look Alien in order to use this,
The A-Tractor's beams grabs anything in its path,whether it Cows,trees or crazy conspiracy theorists. Great for Lazy bums who have a thing that's "out of reach".
22. A Magic Coin.
yep it's just A magic coin,not like the magic coin of akhoholik or something,just a magic coin...
it's cool though,has a llama on the front of it,but don't quote power rangers in front of it or you may have to deal with Godzilla and King Kong.
yep it's just A magic coin,not like the magic coin of akhoholik or something,just a magic coin...
it's cool though,has a llama on the front of it,but don't quote power rangers in front of it or you may have to deal with Godzilla and King Kong.
October 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
22. A Magic Coin.
yep it's just A magic coin,not like the magic coin of akhoholik or something,just a magic coin...
it's cool though,has a llama on the front of it,but don't quote power rangers in front of it or you may have to deal with Godzilla and King Kong.
yep it's just A magic coin,not like the magic coin of akhoholik or something,just a magic coin...
it's cool though,has a llama on the front of it,but don't quote power rangers in front of it or you may have to deal with Godzilla and King Kong.
21. The Pickaxe Sword.
This may look familiar to those who know me,this is a sword made from a pickaxe that can shoot lasers...that was probably my fault.
but it's pretty cool.
This may look familiar to those who know me,this is a sword made from a pickaxe that can shoot lasers...that was probably my fault.
but it's pretty cool.
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
21. The Pickaxe Sword.
This may look familiar to those who know me,this is a sword made from a pickaxe that can shoot lasers...that was probably my fault.
but it's pretty cool.
This may look familiar to those who know me,this is a sword made from a pickaxe that can shoot lasers...that was probably my fault.
but it's pretty cool.
20. The Daster Blast
*So it's nearly hallow's eve...
*The Birds are flocking away.
Flowers are wilting.
*At Times like this,people like you...
*S h o u l d h a v e a
g o o d t i m e
*So it's nearly hallow's eve...
*The Birds are flocking away.
Flowers are wilting.
*At Times like this,people like you...
*S h o u l d h a v e a
g o o d t i m e
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
20. The Daster Blast
*So it's nearly hallow's eve...
*The Birds are flocking away.
Flowers are wilting.
*At Times like this,people like you...
*S h o u l d h a v e a
g o o d t i m e
*So it's nearly hallow's eve...
*The Birds are flocking away.
Flowers are wilting.
*At Times like this,people like you...
*S h o u l d h a v e a
g o o d t i m e
19. The Bana-tana
I don't freaking know why I made this,this is just a banana sharpened to be a sword....why....Why did I make this...
I don't freaking know why I made this,this is just a banana sharpened to be a sword....why....Why did I make this...
October 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
19. The Bana-tana
I don't freaking know why I made this,this is just a banana sharpened to be a sword....why....Why did I make this...
I don't freaking know why I made this,this is just a banana sharpened to be a sword....why....Why did I make this...
18.The Stand Arrow
Guys,I feel a little weird about this one,since I accidentally pricked my finger on it...and I feel something heavy on my back and have this stand called [I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO].
Guys,I feel a little weird about this one,since I accidentally pricked my finger on it...and I feel something heavy on my back and have this stand called [I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO].
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
18.The Stand Arrow
Guys,I feel a little weird about this one,since I accidentally pricked my finger on it...and I feel something heavy on my back and have this stand called [I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO].
Guys,I feel a little weird about this one,since I accidentally pricked my finger on it...and I feel something heavy on my back and have this stand called [I REMEMBER IT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO].
17. The Dagg-ears of Cornez
So yeah,I just found these in a maze and they're stuck to my hand,like if they were rooted to my hands...they don't do much except you get to say you've stabbed someone with corn,hopefully I can get these off by tommorrow.
So yeah,I just found these in a maze and they're stuck to my hand,like if they were rooted to my hands...they don't do much except you get to say you've stabbed someone with corn,hopefully I can get these off by tommorrow.
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
17. The Dagg-ears of Cornez
So yeah,I just found these in a maze and they're stuck to my hand,like if they were rooted to my hands...they don't do much except you get to say you've stabbed someone with corn,hopefully I can get these off by tommorrow.
So yeah,I just found these in a maze and they're stuck to my hand,like if they were rooted to my hands...they don't do much except you get to say you've stabbed someone with corn,hopefully I can get these off by tommorrow.
16. The Band-Slammer
Made this in a crafting crusible from a failed attempt to end the world,made from a drumstick,a couple drums and a bass pedal.
Gotta keep on beat in case some crude Imps show up at my door.
Made this in a crafting crusible from a failed attempt to end the world,made from a drumstick,a couple drums and a bass pedal.
Gotta keep on beat in case some crude Imps show up at my door.
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
16. The Band-Slammer
Made this in a crafting crusible from a failed attempt to end the world,made from a drumstick,a couple drums and a bass pedal.
Gotta keep on beat in case some crude Imps show up at my door.
Made this in a crafting crusible from a failed attempt to end the world,made from a drumstick,a couple drums and a bass pedal.
Gotta keep on beat in case some crude Imps show up at my door.
15. The Hair-blower(The Magic Hand-Cannon)
Been a while since I shown a gun off,this is the Hairblower,a Handcannon that can shoot Magic Cannonballs,they may look like energy but they pack a punch if you get hit by one. But some may ask where I purchased such an Item,that I'll never tell.
Been a while since I shown a gun off,this is the Hairblower,a Handcannon that can shoot Magic Cannonballs,they may look like energy but they pack a punch if you get hit by one. But some may ask where I purchased such an Item,that I'll never tell.
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
15. The Hair-blower(The Magic Hand-Cannon)
Been a while since I shown a gun off,this is the Hairblower,a Handcannon that can shoot Magic Cannonballs,they may look like energy but they pack a punch if you get hit by one. But some may ask where I purchased such an Item,that I'll never tell.
Been a while since I shown a gun off,this is the Hairblower,a Handcannon that can shoot Magic Cannonballs,they may look like energy but they pack a punch if you get hit by one. But some may ask where I purchased such an Item,that I'll never tell.
14. The Hammer of Toolsmore.
Phew...sorry about the mask fiasco but here's a hammer to make up for it,looks a bit like a bird but the people of Toolsmore have told me that the Hammer also acts as a literal nail gun,may work better than that electric hammer I got from a guy over in Springfield.
Phew...sorry about the mask fiasco but here's a hammer to make up for it,looks a bit like a bird but the people of Toolsmore have told me that the Hammer also acts as a literal nail gun,may work better than that electric hammer I got from a guy over in Springfield.
October 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
14. The Hammer of Toolsmore.
Phew...sorry about the mask fiasco but here's a hammer to make up for it,looks a bit like a bird but the people of Toolsmore have told me that the Hammer also acts as a literal nail gun,may work better than that electric hammer I got from a guy over in Springfield.
Phew...sorry about the mask fiasco but here's a hammer to make up for it,looks a bit like a bird but the people of Toolsmore have told me that the Hammer also acts as a literal nail gun,may work better than that electric hammer I got from a guy over in Springfield.
13. The Mask of The Tribal God
All shall fall beneath my feet.
My power shall make all mortals cower.
I am the Tribal God and you all will face a terrible fate....will you?
All shall fall beneath my feet.
My power shall make all mortals cower.
I am the Tribal God and you all will face a terrible fate....will you?
October 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
13. The Mask of The Tribal God
All shall fall beneath my feet.
My power shall make all mortals cower.
I am the Tribal God and you all will face a terrible fate....will you?
All shall fall beneath my feet.
My power shall make all mortals cower.
I am the Tribal God and you all will face a terrible fate....will you?
12.The Hook of The Hell's Depth.
Whoof,long title but still an incredible weapon. A Grappling hook created from the flames of Hell's Inferno with metal composed of rusted Iron and Brimstone,flame-proof obvious and can burn your enemies who touch the hook-end.
Whoof,long title but still an incredible weapon. A Grappling hook created from the flames of Hell's Inferno with metal composed of rusted Iron and Brimstone,flame-proof obvious and can burn your enemies who touch the hook-end.
October 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
12.The Hook of The Hell's Depth.
Whoof,long title but still an incredible weapon. A Grappling hook created from the flames of Hell's Inferno with metal composed of rusted Iron and Brimstone,flame-proof obvious and can burn your enemies who touch the hook-end.
Whoof,long title but still an incredible weapon. A Grappling hook created from the flames of Hell's Inferno with metal composed of rusted Iron and Brimstone,flame-proof obvious and can burn your enemies who touch the hook-end.
11. The "Squeezebox Hero"
So turns out I was chosen to helm this "Keyblade" thing and the type of Keyblade I got had a handle that looked like a Tuba and a blade that looks like a accordian. Surprisingly effective against these Heartless things,do you think I'll find that door to darkness?
So turns out I was chosen to helm this "Keyblade" thing and the type of Keyblade I got had a handle that looked like a Tuba and a blade that looks like a accordian. Surprisingly effective against these Heartless things,do you think I'll find that door to darkness?
October 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
11. The "Squeezebox Hero"
So turns out I was chosen to helm this "Keyblade" thing and the type of Keyblade I got had a handle that looked like a Tuba and a blade that looks like a accordian. Surprisingly effective against these Heartless things,do you think I'll find that door to darkness?
So turns out I was chosen to helm this "Keyblade" thing and the type of Keyblade I got had a handle that looked like a Tuba and a blade that looks like a accordian. Surprisingly effective against these Heartless things,do you think I'll find that door to darkness?
10. The Mental Axe
I keep being told by People to use my "Mind Axe" but I don't think this what they meant...but having a spectral axe that I can move with my mind is kinda cool,just gotta make sure I don't knock over any obelisks.
I keep being told by People to use my "Mind Axe" but I don't think this what they meant...but having a spectral axe that I can move with my mind is kinda cool,just gotta make sure I don't knock over any obelisks.
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
10. The Mental Axe
I keep being told by People to use my "Mind Axe" but I don't think this what they meant...but having a spectral axe that I can move with my mind is kinda cool,just gotta make sure I don't knock over any obelisks.
I keep being told by People to use my "Mind Axe" but I don't think this what they meant...but having a spectral axe that I can move with my mind is kinda cool,just gotta make sure I don't knock over any obelisks.
9. The Pinball Space Ship
Inspired by a standard Computer Game,The Pinball Space Ship shoots Pinballs...that's pretty much it,wish I could explain it better,pretty much standard.
Inspired by a standard Computer Game,The Pinball Space Ship shoots Pinballs...that's pretty much it,wish I could explain it better,pretty much standard.
October 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
9. The Pinball Space Ship
Inspired by a standard Computer Game,The Pinball Space Ship shoots Pinballs...that's pretty much it,wish I could explain it better,pretty much standard.
Inspired by a standard Computer Game,The Pinball Space Ship shoots Pinballs...that's pretty much it,wish I could explain it better,pretty much standard.
8. The Graveyard Spade
Ey yo,wazup,I am the GraveKeeperrrr...I wanted to show ya this spade I found,it has the power to determine the death of whoever's slapped with it,usually it's right afterward...it can also rezurect already dead people,kinda pointless for me,anyway got Graves to keep...bye!
Ey yo,wazup,I am the GraveKeeperrrr...I wanted to show ya this spade I found,it has the power to determine the death of whoever's slapped with it,usually it's right afterward...it can also rezurect already dead people,kinda pointless for me,anyway got Graves to keep...bye!
October 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
8. The Graveyard Spade
Ey yo,wazup,I am the GraveKeeperrrr...I wanted to show ya this spade I found,it has the power to determine the death of whoever's slapped with it,usually it's right afterward...it can also rezurect already dead people,kinda pointless for me,anyway got Graves to keep...bye!
Ey yo,wazup,I am the GraveKeeperrrr...I wanted to show ya this spade I found,it has the power to determine the death of whoever's slapped with it,usually it's right afterward...it can also rezurect already dead people,kinda pointless for me,anyway got Graves to keep...bye!
7.The Pumpkin Staff
Ah,back to the traditional weapons,this time we have this staff with a pumpkin on it,you'd think it would just turn everything spooky but turns everyone in contact with it into Pumpkin-Spice craving nuts. Which reminds me...does anyone know where the Nearest Starbucks is?
Ah,back to the traditional weapons,this time we have this staff with a pumpkin on it,you'd think it would just turn everything spooky but turns everyone in contact with it into Pumpkin-Spice craving nuts. Which reminds me...does anyone know where the Nearest Starbucks is?
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
7.The Pumpkin Staff
Ah,back to the traditional weapons,this time we have this staff with a pumpkin on it,you'd think it would just turn everything spooky but turns everyone in contact with it into Pumpkin-Spice craving nuts. Which reminds me...does anyone know where the Nearest Starbucks is?
Ah,back to the traditional weapons,this time we have this staff with a pumpkin on it,you'd think it would just turn everything spooky but turns everyone in contact with it into Pumpkin-Spice craving nuts. Which reminds me...does anyone know where the Nearest Starbucks is?
6. The Bootball.
A pokeball created by a weird manufactor from Kanto,around Cinnabar Island,from what I've seen,it had a weird energy that kept saying "Huuuuuumaaaaaan" at me,think there's something missing about it.
A pokeball created by a weird manufactor from Kanto,around Cinnabar Island,from what I've seen,it had a weird energy that kept saying "Huuuuuumaaaaaan" at me,think there's something missing about it.
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
6. The Bootball.
A pokeball created by a weird manufactor from Kanto,around Cinnabar Island,from what I've seen,it had a weird energy that kept saying "Huuuuuumaaaaaan" at me,think there's something missing about it.
A pokeball created by a weird manufactor from Kanto,around Cinnabar Island,from what I've seen,it had a weird energy that kept saying "Huuuuuumaaaaaan" at me,think there's something missing about it.