I voted for you, @fetterman.senate.gov , not just because Dr. Oz is a charlatan, but because I really thought you'd fight for regular Pennsylvanians every day. So I guess we both regret something. I wanted a Democrat, and instead I got you.

I think he just gets lost a lot these days, this is just signage for the feebleminded

Don’t forget reduction of the tariffs they weren’t paying

Well, that’s interesting. Hadn’t really thought of that. If they re-sign Bader, that means no Justin Crawford or that Marsh is gone.

I suspect they'll buy out Casty and cut him loose. So your OF is maybe Marsh-Bader-Crawford (though Crawford tracks as a CF). Your IF is Harper-Turner-Miller-Bohm. Still not sold on Marchan is an everyday C, so maybe you bring back JT. Rotation is Sanchez, Wheeler, Nola, Luzardo, Painter. Solid.

Unless they can get JT on a club-friendly 2-year deal, I don't see how he comes back. They also have to decide if their two top position prospects (Miller, Crawford) are ready. If so, prob Miller plays SS and Trea moves to 2B. I can see a scenario where they pay th $10M option on Bader.

And Kyle Schwarber’s. And Max Kepler’s. And Harrison Bader’s. And (hopefully) Nick Castellanos’s. And either Alec Bohm’s or Bryson Stott’s.

When are we going to get off this “Kevin Long is a guru” thing?

Wait I thought only Phillies fans booed

welp

No, boycott the Chiefs.