Mr. Coffee soon regretted asking me what book I was reading this morning.

If you need me, I’ll be getting stabbed at the Oceanside Taco Bell because I didn’t answer the crackhead’s riddle correctly.

IG linking me ads for clothes that seem nice and somewhat in my style, and they are like casually $4k for a knit sweater 💀

Incredible. If you don’t fw hot sauce I probably don’t fw you.

I hate how much worse the internet feels now for searching for funny stuff. I used to be able to pull up the exact perfect meme I wanted and now everything is just generic, derivative slop 🪦

I forgot that choosing a cool name from a childhood area was going to catch me some Neopets strays. I wish I remembered what my account was on there (I had a Darigan Lupe and a purple kougra).