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As Ukrainian, reading the news today makes me want to throw up so much.
August 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As Ukrainian, reading the news today makes me want to throw up so much.
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Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne with a cigarette.
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne with a cigarette.
Cooking little traditional Ukrainian cakes following the recipe in the website of a very popular Ukrainian chef. The cakes are in the “cooking with no power”, for recipes that one can cook during blackouts, due to Russian bombardment of critical civilian infrastructure. The cakes are great.
July 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cooking little traditional Ukrainian cakes following the recipe in the website of a very popular Ukrainian chef. The cakes are in the “cooking with no power”, for recipes that one can cook during blackouts, due to Russian bombardment of critical civilian infrastructure. The cakes are great.
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
The cat fucking fell out of the second floor window during the night. We have a marquee so she used that to slow down the fall and she is absolutely fine, just very mad she had to spend time outside and not under my blanket. I can’t believe that bitch
July 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The cat fucking fell out of the second floor window during the night. We have a marquee so she used that to slow down the fall and she is absolutely fine, just very mad she had to spend time outside and not under my blanket. I can’t believe that bitch
Learned about Pee-wee Herman today and watched some videos of his show. Every normal culture should have a kids show led by a drag queen and what I saw in those clips was a drag queen.
July 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Learned about Pee-wee Herman today and watched some videos of his show. Every normal culture should have a kids show led by a drag queen and what I saw in those clips was a drag queen.
established dominance in the dutch dmv by using the middle stall in the bathroom.
May 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
established dominance in the dutch dmv by using the middle stall in the bathroom.
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No this isn’t satire
April 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No this isn’t satire
Entering recession while unemployed feels weirdly powerful, like I’m leading the charge of chaos and decline. In reality it would suck ass, of course, the riders of apocalypse barely farting their way through, but the reality is what you make of it!
April 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Entering recession while unemployed feels weirdly powerful, like I’m leading the charge of chaos and decline. In reality it would suck ass, of course, the riders of apocalypse barely farting their way through, but the reality is what you make of it!
P annoyed at my inability to find female-produced music that can match the levels of sapphic yearning previously only achieved by Hozier, a notable MAN. Any suggestions welcome
March 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
P annoyed at my inability to find female-produced music that can match the levels of sapphic yearning previously only achieved by Hozier, a notable MAN. Any suggestions welcome
Put a ton of ice in my Owala bottle, kept it on the bedside table overnight and it indeed held the ice pretty well and I still have icy water. Still amazed when company’s promises are kept
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Put a ton of ice in my Owala bottle, kept it on the bedside table overnight and it indeed held the ice pretty well and I still have icy water. Still amazed when company’s promises are kept
Tried BBQ chicken intestines today. So crispy and nice but hard to look at the form and not remind myself what I’m eating.
March 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tried BBQ chicken intestines today. So crispy and nice but hard to look at the form and not remind myself what I’m eating.
Had a dream about Sufjan Stevens this week. Good sign or no??
March 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Had a dream about Sufjan Stevens this week. Good sign or no??
Absolutely every place that I used to go to for it has run out of buckwheat tea. Was there an issue with buckwheat harvest last year? Was buckwheat found to be carcinogenic? I need my tea!!!
March 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Absolutely every place that I used to go to for it has run out of buckwheat tea. Was there an issue with buckwheat harvest last year? Was buckwheat found to be carcinogenic? I need my tea!!!
Dr Pepper & Cream Soda tastes like what I imagine a vintage Chanel powder to taste like.
March 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Dr Pepper & Cream Soda tastes like what I imagine a vintage Chanel powder to taste like.
Went on a walk with 6 sighthounds. Had a friend with her toddler over for tea. Cooking lunch and the sun is out. Still can’t think about much anything other than yesterday news from Oval Office.
March 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Went on a walk with 6 sighthounds. Had a friend with her toddler over for tea. Cooking lunch and the sun is out. Still can’t think about much anything other than yesterday news from Oval Office.
Had my last day at the office yesterday and everyone kept very nicely asking what my plans for the future are and i just said “take a nap” every time and I never once lied
February 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Had my last day at the office yesterday and everyone kept very nicely asking what my plans for the future are and i just said “take a nap” every time and I never once lied
Had my first driving lesson in NL and that went as poorly as it could. On the other side of the spectrum of human experiences - made anchovy butter for breakfast (sourdough, butter, tomatoes) and that went as beautifully as it could.
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Had my first driving lesson in NL and that went as poorly as it could. On the other side of the spectrum of human experiences - made anchovy butter for breakfast (sourdough, butter, tomatoes) and that went as beautifully as it could.
3 years ago I woke up at 4:30 am in my apartment in the residential area of Kyiv. I thought that some idiot was setting off fireworks in the middle of the night. It was not fireworks. The war had started.
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
3 years ago I woke up at 4:30 am in my apartment in the residential area of Kyiv. I thought that some idiot was setting off fireworks in the middle of the night. It was not fireworks. The war had started.
And I’m supposed to be cooking lunch? In this geopolitical environment?
February 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
And I’m supposed to be cooking lunch? In this geopolitical environment?
Only thing keeping me afloat today :)
February 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Only thing keeping me afloat today :)
As usual, a tough day to be Ukrainian, but we persist.
⚡️ Delegations from Russia and the United States have begun negotiations in Riyadh.
Russia and U.S. Begin Talks in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
Delegations from Russia and the U.S. meet in Riyadh, aiming to discuss Ukraine amidst evolving dialogue on sanctions.
united24media.com
February 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As usual, a tough day to be Ukrainian, but we persist.
Lunch: leftover plain rice, leftover spicy chicken quesadilla, canned kidney beans (say YES to beans) slowly stewed with shallot, some garlic, chili flakes and Parmesan for extra creaminess.
February 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Lunch: leftover plain rice, leftover spicy chicken quesadilla, canned kidney beans (say YES to beans) slowly stewed with shallot, some garlic, chili flakes and Parmesan for extra creaminess.
Every day I learn so many new things and get to experience so many moments of joy, even if extremely fleeting. I had a perfect sugary crumb of puff pastry! My dog wagged his tail in his sleep! The girl I love smiled at me! Life is full of wonder!!!
February 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Every day I learn so many new things and get to experience so many moments of joy, even if extremely fleeting. I had a perfect sugary crumb of puff pastry! My dog wagged his tail in his sleep! The girl I love smiled at me! Life is full of wonder!!!
I love sewing so much, it makes me so happy, then why is it so hard to actually sit down and do it? I have like 4 great project ideas, and materials for all of them, it’s just a psychological “meh”
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I love sewing so much, it makes me so happy, then why is it so hard to actually sit down and do it? I have like 4 great project ideas, and materials for all of them, it’s just a psychological “meh”