Dan Smith
@darealdansmith.bsky.social
I say, sing and make things for the entertainment of others
July 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I can't believe there's still enough of Linda McCartney left to make sausages
May 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I can't believe there's still enough of Linda McCartney left to make sausages
Fast forward 20 years. Which current celebrities will be "yew tree'd"
I'll start. Titchmarsh
I'll start. Titchmarsh
May 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Fast forward 20 years. Which current celebrities will be "yew tree'd"
I'll start. Titchmarsh
I'll start. Titchmarsh
And the lord said
"Nothing in this game for two in a bed "
"Nothing in this game for two in a bed "
April 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
And the lord said
"Nothing in this game for two in a bed "
"Nothing in this game for two in a bed "
April 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
April 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This kind of looks a bit like what you'd do if you wanted to crash every economy apart from Russia
April 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This kind of looks a bit like what you'd do if you wanted to crash every economy apart from Russia
"Woke" - because "Empathetic" has too many syllables
March 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Woke" - because "Empathetic" has too many syllables
March 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
March 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
AI will probably destroy humanity but, for now, I'm happy I can use it to put my dog on a tropical beach
March 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
AI will probably destroy humanity but, for now, I'm happy I can use it to put my dog on a tropical beach
TV Pitch, a show where people meet, get hitched then cook a restaurant standard meal together
MAFSTERCHEF
MAFSTERCHEF
March 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
TV Pitch, a show where people meet, get hitched then cook a restaurant standard meal together
MAFSTERCHEF
MAFSTERCHEF
They missed an opportunity not having the Monkey Magic theme playing in the background of a scene but, other than that, a fun bit of gory comedy horror - enjoyed - 8/10
March 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
They missed an opportunity not having the Monkey Magic theme playing in the background of a scene but, other than that, a fun bit of gory comedy horror - enjoyed - 8/10
It’s a shame that Henry Kelly has died, it looked like he was going for Old
February 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It’s a shame that Henry Kelly has died, it looked like he was going for Old
I used to be ambidextrous but I'm all right now
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I used to be ambidextrous but I'm all right now
IKEA meatballs are made from all the husbands that have got lost in store
February 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
IKEA meatballs are made from all the husbands that have got lost in store
Fact of the day
Lego is a Danish Word made up of "Le" meaning Small and "Go" meaning plastic lance of doom that pierces your foot and makes you swear at your kids
Lego is a Danish Word made up of "Le" meaning Small and "Go" meaning plastic lance of doom that pierces your foot and makes you swear at your kids
February 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Fact of the day
Lego is a Danish Word made up of "Le" meaning Small and "Go" meaning plastic lance of doom that pierces your foot and makes you swear at your kids
Lego is a Danish Word made up of "Le" meaning Small and "Go" meaning plastic lance of doom that pierces your foot and makes you swear at your kids
Someone REALLY doesn't like Jason Orange
February 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Someone REALLY doesn't like Jason Orange