I saw this post so I played it. I have an 18 year old so I figured it out pretty quickly. Thankfully she doesn't really talk like that much in conversation with adults, but I've learned a bit so I am not an old doddering fool just yet.

If he let me, I would rub his belly while giving him delicious treats.

Bezos already did. Inaugeration money.

The problem is, after hearing some results of the last election, we are in a "I'm rubber your glue" situation. People said democracy was most important to them at the exit polls and somehow thought that meant they should vote for Trump. He is turing the narrative of around to keep him a myrter.

Saturday Made! Btw, read that is is made with 3 different kids of animal penis. Here is a song for you. open.spotify.com/track/2dn9I1...

Nope.

Same!

People need to stop putting their money into these guys pockets. I am fine with people who own a company that is focused on one thing, like petco. But these companies, and their Founders or CEOs, that are just attempting to rule the world... not cool.

Hmm, is this the real Senator? Too many times I have been duped!

Right? I don't even know what this is about.

IMHO, they don't care. And it was just a distraction. Kept us from talking about good things going on with this administration. Probably his crazy appointments are part of that too, so we don't talk about the Chips Act and Infrastructure app and *gasp* educate the public. Normalize education.

Naw. He is just the class clown. Did it on purpose.

Gradually getting out of Amazon purchases. I never wanted to be tied to online purchases anyway. I miss just shopping and it drives me crazy that so many stores have moved product online. But I would gladly pay more to get something directly from the store. The shipping is what gets me!

And the rest of us have to be perfect BEFORE the interview. When did a job become a condition for getting your life straight? Like, don't we normally get people serious help first and then let them, I don't know, have people facing jobs. Or is it that people with money get to whatever?

I've got one of those in my lap right now. So loud! But sooooo cute.

I am in love with this? Where can I do this?!

You need that work life balance.