Daran G
@daranthered.bsky.social
Writer, joker, thinker, bureaucrat (Not necessarily in that order). My opinions are my misfortune, and no one else's.
HG TV presents House Huntrix.
"We're gonna show this house how it's DONE, DONE, DONE up for maximum resale value."
"We're gonna show this house how it's DONE, DONE, DONE up for maximum resale value."
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
HG TV presents House Huntrix.
"We're gonna show this house how it's DONE, DONE, DONE up for maximum resale value."
"We're gonna show this house how it's DONE, DONE, DONE up for maximum resale value."
#WhenTheresNoPudding there's always room for Rohypnol, I mean Jello.
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
#WhenTheresNoPudding there's always room for Rohypnol, I mean Jello.
Today is Darwin's birthday. There are few Darwins today because they were slow to adapt, and also sailors found them delicious.
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Today is Darwin's birthday. There are few Darwins today because they were slow to adapt, and also sailors found them delicious.
I couldn't remember the name of Round Table Pizza. By the time I remembered it I had about fifteen names for King Arthur themed pizza places.
Some menu items:
Red Dragon = Red Sauce Pizza
White Dragon = White Sauce Pizza
Cowardly White Dragon = Chicken and White Sauce
Some menu items:
Red Dragon = Red Sauce Pizza
White Dragon = White Sauce Pizza
Cowardly White Dragon = Chicken and White Sauce
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I couldn't remember the name of Round Table Pizza. By the time I remembered it I had about fifteen names for King Arthur themed pizza places.
Some menu items:
Red Dragon = Red Sauce Pizza
White Dragon = White Sauce Pizza
Cowardly White Dragon = Chicken and White Sauce
Some menu items:
Red Dragon = Red Sauce Pizza
White Dragon = White Sauce Pizza
Cowardly White Dragon = Chicken and White Sauce
Happy New Year to all! May this year be less stressful and more full of reason than the one just gone.
#HappyNewYear2026
#HappyNewYear2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Happy New Year to all! May this year be less stressful and more full of reason than the one just gone.
#HappyNewYear2026
#HappyNewYear2026
It's only one more.
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December 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's only one more.
I'm confused about the whole thinking about the Roman Empire thing. I studied classical archeology in college. I literally relate everything back to Classical Antiquity. Not just Roman, but Persian and Hellenic as well. So, am I an outlier, or the problem?
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December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm confused about the whole thinking about the Roman Empire thing. I studied classical archeology in college. I literally relate everything back to Classical Antiquity. Not just Roman, but Persian and Hellenic as well. So, am I an outlier, or the problem?
That feeling when your smart watch congratulates you because you stood for the hour, but it was to get chicken strips out of the fridge
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December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That feeling when your smart watch congratulates you because you stood for the hour, but it was to get chicken strips out of the fridge
#ItsNotABigDealUnless there's confetti.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
#ItsNotABigDealUnless there's confetti.
If you see this post your get away vehicle
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If you see this post your get away vehicle
#IDontThrowAwayAnythingUnless ...on second thought I might need this later.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
#IDontThrowAwayAnythingUnless ...on second thought I might need this later.
If you haven't seen Nifty's song from #hazbinhotel you should watch it. I've been humming it at work, but apparently I vocalize three lines without realizing. Those lines are:
"Trash,"
"Assholes,"
and "Covered in rat blood!"
Most my coworkers have no idea the show even exists
"Trash,"
"Assholes,"
and "Covered in rat blood!"
Most my coworkers have no idea the show even exists
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November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you haven't seen Nifty's song from #hazbinhotel you should watch it. I've been humming it at work, but apparently I vocalize three lines without realizing. Those lines are:
"Trash,"
"Assholes,"
and "Covered in rat blood!"
Most my coworkers have no idea the show even exists
"Trash,"
"Assholes,"
and "Covered in rat blood!"
Most my coworkers have no idea the show even exists
ICD -10
DSM -5
EIEI -0
DSM -5
EIEI -0
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ICD -10
DSM -5
EIEI -0
DSM -5
EIEI -0
Everything can't always be perfect. I just realized a presentation I have given dozens of times has the term "Imperial Evidence" when I meant "Empirical Evidence," and no one has ever caught it, or at least never pointed it out.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Everything can't always be perfect. I just realized a presentation I have given dozens of times has the term "Imperial Evidence" when I meant "Empirical Evidence," and no one has ever caught it, or at least never pointed it out.
I just found out the "Boom- Chinchilla" guy is worth roughly 16 million dollars, and I am irrationally angry about it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I just found out the "Boom- Chinchilla" guy is worth roughly 16 million dollars, and I am irrationally angry about it.
Talking to a friend who just moved to Nevada from Utah. She asks, "Where's the nearest Swig?"
And I'm like "Utah."
Dirty soda is only a thing in Utah. And she assumed it was Nationwide! Like no dear heart, we can drink!
And I'm like "Utah."
Dirty soda is only a thing in Utah. And she assumed it was Nationwide! Like no dear heart, we can drink!
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Talking to a friend who just moved to Nevada from Utah. She asks, "Where's the nearest Swig?"
And I'm like "Utah."
Dirty soda is only a thing in Utah. And she assumed it was Nationwide! Like no dear heart, we can drink!
And I'm like "Utah."
Dirty soda is only a thing in Utah. And she assumed it was Nationwide! Like no dear heart, we can drink!
Okay, Trump has no empathy. We knew this. What about the poor man who had to come to with Dr Oz standing over him? That's gotta be freaky.
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Okay, Trump has no empathy. We knew this. What about the poor man who had to come to with Dr Oz standing over him? That's gotta be freaky.
The worst part about existing now is I'm smart enough to see what's coming, but not smart enough to mitigate it in any meaningful way. Like being at the beach and watching the tide suddenly go out.
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The worst part about existing now is I'm smart enough to see what's coming, but not smart enough to mitigate it in any meaningful way. Like being at the beach and watching the tide suddenly go out.
If today, #vote you can, vote you must.
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November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If today, #vote you can, vote you must.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What season is it when I have both my air conditioning and heated seats on while driving?
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What season is it when I have both my air conditioning and heated seats on while driving?
Doing all your laundry invariably ends up in the realization that you have more clothes than you thought, and fewer hangers.
October 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Doing all your laundry invariably ends up in the realization that you have more clothes than you thought, and fewer hangers.
It just occurred to me that if you asked four people in their twenties what Lollapalooza was, they would probably say it was a comedy festival.
October 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It just occurred to me that if you asked four people in their twenties what Lollapalooza was, they would probably say it was a comedy festival.
I love that even neurodivergent communities have fads. Really enjoying everyone's #spoonpics, even though I would happily eat cereal with chopsticks.
October 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love that even neurodivergent communities have fads. Really enjoying everyone's #spoonpics, even though I would happily eat cereal with chopsticks.
Thinking about the Game pass debacle, it is impossible not to remember that Netflix shot itself in the same foot with the same weapon not two decades ago.
#NonCorpoMentis
#NonCorpoMentis
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thinking about the Game pass debacle, it is impossible not to remember that Netflix shot itself in the same foot with the same weapon not two decades ago.
#NonCorpoMentis
#NonCorpoMentis