The way I went "oh god what have they done now"

The handshake meme but it's a giant family tree of Lithuanian Jews and Mayflower Puritans all agreeing everyone else has taken the Christmas decorating too far

I have weirdly moved the other direction on this, in that I went from thinking it did not matter at all to being glad my spouse's family has a similar mix of faith backgrounds

Still trying to determine how my 6 y/o got the world-weary intonation of "JESUS CHRIST" that comes out when he is mildly frustrated

oh man I missed that! She's long been one of my favorite voices across twitter and here--was there context on leaving?

Girls only want one thing and it's texting a journalist bizarre, vague criticisms, telling them they are not a journalist, and then trying to retroactively announce that the whole thing was off the record, which is a thing you only say to journalists

This is the way

This is bizarre in a way that feels so specific to trump world

What does it mean that I know the cartoon but not the shirt symbol

Yeesh

35?! Time to join the Middle-Aged Republicans group chat my guy

Real men buy my author's memoir published today about a single mom doing tactical community building
www.simonandschuster.com/books/Ring-o...

oh boy yes

Second in terms of visibility, but just as bewildering --the apostrophe at the bottom

Is the implication that "come on" is a contraction?

If so, for what?

Sorry had to pause because a toothless man on the street got a little too close to my 3 y/o and then said "Hey princess-- go to medical school. Those baby boomers are going to need a lot of help!"

I am still processing