Bob in Houston - Be Someone
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Getting my feet back under me after a reset
Where Ted Lasso meets Yellowstone
Puppy Dad
Getting my feet back under me after a reset
Where Ted Lasso meets Yellowstone
I'm officially in the Holiday Spirit. Just like Lil Jon perform Turn Down For What on the Toys R Us float during the #macysparade.
Wait until the kids (and Geoffrey) find out what that song's about!
Wait until the kids (and Geoffrey) find out what that song's about!
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm officially in the Holiday Spirit. Just like Lil Jon perform Turn Down For What on the Toys R Us float during the #macysparade.
Wait until the kids (and Geoffrey) find out what that song's about!
Wait until the kids (and Geoffrey) find out what that song's about!
By "people," he means the new Soprano soloist in the choir.
Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Looking visibly flushed as he hurried across the gymnasium floor, local teacher Greg Tollefson reportedly hoped that everyone helping to clean up after Thursday morning’s assembly at M...
theonion.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
By "people," he means the new Soprano soloist in the choir.
What in the world are these "new revelations" that were the straw that broke the camel's back.
Not the infidelity
Not the paying his mistress' bills and getting her a job
Not the bribes and double-dealing.
Not the infidelity
Not the paying his mistress' bills and getting her a job
Not the bribes and double-dealing.
July 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What in the world are these "new revelations" that were the straw that broke the camel's back.
Not the infidelity
Not the paying his mistress' bills and getting her a job
Not the bribes and double-dealing.
Not the infidelity
Not the paying his mistress' bills and getting her a job
Not the bribes and double-dealing.
via: houston.hrc.org/events/nokin...
Who all else is going?
Who all else is going?
No Kings Rally & March - Houston
⬇️ Scroll down to register now! ⬇️ In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings. NO KINGS is a national day of action and mass mobilization in…
houston.hrc.org
June 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
via: houston.hrc.org/events/nokin...
Who all else is going?
Who all else is going?
Sometimes, a meme, regardless of whether it's accurate, makes you fall out laughing.
(I will not say anything about its accuracy- I'll never be talking about that part of life with the public.
(I will not say anything about its accuracy- I'll never be talking about that part of life with the public.
February 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sometimes, a meme, regardless of whether it's accurate, makes you fall out laughing.
(I will not say anything about its accuracy- I'll never be talking about that part of life with the public.
(I will not say anything about its accuracy- I'll never be talking about that part of life with the public.
While I know most of BS is all about political stuff (at least on my feed), but I'm speaking it out to the abyss- I need to lose weight.
Stepped on the scale at the doc this year for my physical and it said a number that I didn't like.
Need to fix the lifestyle to improve my overall health.
Stepped on the scale at the doc this year for my physical and it said a number that I didn't like.
Need to fix the lifestyle to improve my overall health.
February 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
While I know most of BS is all about political stuff (at least on my feed), but I'm speaking it out to the abyss- I need to lose weight.
Stepped on the scale at the doc this year for my physical and it said a number that I didn't like.
Need to fix the lifestyle to improve my overall health.
Stepped on the scale at the doc this year for my physical and it said a number that I didn't like.
Need to fix the lifestyle to improve my overall health.
Good people (or even just NORMAL people), when word gets out they associated with Epstein: "I shouldn't have done that."
Trump, when it came out they associate with Epstein: "He got a bad deal. I would have gotten a better deal- best deal ever. No one remembers the good he did,"
Trump, when it came out they associate with Epstein: "He got a bad deal. I would have gotten a better deal- best deal ever. No one remembers the good he did,"
February 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Good people (or even just NORMAL people), when word gets out they associated with Epstein: "I shouldn't have done that."
Trump, when it came out they associate with Epstein: "He got a bad deal. I would have gotten a better deal- best deal ever. No one remembers the good he did,"
Trump, when it came out they associate with Epstein: "He got a bad deal. I would have gotten a better deal- best deal ever. No one remembers the good he did,"
"I'm heading to Whataburger. You want anything?"
- Southerners, This Morning
- Southerners, This Morning
January 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
"I'm heading to Whataburger. You want anything?"
- Southerners, This Morning
- Southerners, This Morning
If you haven't seen Bishop Budde's message at the National Prayer Service, watch it.
(Starts at the 1:33:00 mark of the National Cathedral's YouTube stream- right at 15 minutes)
She flat-out calls out the rhetoric and policies of Trump.
Pointing out how he's NOT a Christian.
(Starts at the 1:33:00 mark of the National Cathedral's YouTube stream- right at 15 minutes)
She flat-out calls out the rhetoric and policies of Trump.
Pointing out how he's NOT a Christian.
January 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If you haven't seen Bishop Budde's message at the National Prayer Service, watch it.
(Starts at the 1:33:00 mark of the National Cathedral's YouTube stream- right at 15 minutes)
She flat-out calls out the rhetoric and policies of Trump.
Pointing out how he's NOT a Christian.
(Starts at the 1:33:00 mark of the National Cathedral's YouTube stream- right at 15 minutes)
She flat-out calls out the rhetoric and policies of Trump.
Pointing out how he's NOT a Christian.
Crowdsourcing the answer (because I really don't know): Why do women have a thing for men in grey sweatpants?
(I have a feeling... but I truly don't know)
(I have a feeling... but I truly don't know)
January 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Crowdsourcing the answer (because I really don't know): Why do women have a thing for men in grey sweatpants?
(I have a feeling... but I truly don't know)
(I have a feeling... but I truly don't know)
Snowing on my side, too.
More worried about the potential to ice back over tonight.
More worried about the potential to ice back over tonight.
January 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Snowing on my side, too.
More worried about the potential to ice back over tonight.
More worried about the potential to ice back over tonight.
Being loved = needed
Being wanted = wonderful
Being craved = euphoric
Find yourself that and not allow yourself to settle for less than what you deserve.
Being wanted = wonderful
Being craved = euphoric
Find yourself that and not allow yourself to settle for less than what you deserve.
January 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Being loved = needed
Being wanted = wonderful
Being craved = euphoric
Find yourself that and not allow yourself to settle for less than what you deserve.
Being wanted = wonderful
Being craved = euphoric
Find yourself that and not allow yourself to settle for less than what you deserve.
Credit: @kenduque.bsky.social at the Houston Chronicle
December 30, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Credit: @kenduque.bsky.social at the Houston Chronicle
I need to put this on a sign in my classroom.
December 27, 2024 at 1:13 PM
I need to put this on a sign in my classroom.
Pro Tip: When a friend says they look bad, don't agree with them unless they're consciously trying to look like trash... otherwise, you're simply calling them ugly.
December 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Pro Tip: When a friend says they look bad, don't agree with them unless they're consciously trying to look like trash... otherwise, you're simply calling them ugly.
December 25, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Blessings to all in this holiday season and Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it.
December 25, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Blessings to all in this holiday season and Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it.
This is what got me in Twitmo... it was a reply to a report that Matt Gaetz was looking at running for the Senate.
December 23, 2024 at 9:51 PM
This is what got me in Twitmo... it was a reply to a report that Matt Gaetz was looking at running for the Senate.
Would be worth twice the price, if it had a microphone.
December 23, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Would be worth twice the price, if it had a microphone.
... or call a student by the name they prefer.
December 22, 2024 at 1:09 PM
... or call a student by the name they prefer.
Saw this with the caption, "Women, what's keeping you from dressing like this at Christmas?"
(I think the most obvious answer is that they're probably around their parents and/or kids!)
(I think the most obvious answer is that they're probably around their parents and/or kids!)
December 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Saw this with the caption, "Women, what's keeping you from dressing like this at Christmas?"
(I think the most obvious answer is that they're probably around their parents and/or kids!)
(I think the most obvious answer is that they're probably around their parents and/or kids!)
Reasons given by the Aggies for why the A&M-Texas game "had to be in College Station the 1st year":
- Texas wouldn't schedule us (they didn't have an open date 2018 and offered it)
- It's our demand to allow Texas in (it was already 13-1 to allow Texas in)
- It's only fair (the last game was in CS)
- Texas wouldn't schedule us (they didn't have an open date 2018 and offered it)
- It's our demand to allow Texas in (it was already 13-1 to allow Texas in)
- It's only fair (the last game was in CS)
December 1, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Reasons given by the Aggies for why the A&M-Texas game "had to be in College Station the 1st year":
- Texas wouldn't schedule us (they didn't have an open date 2018 and offered it)
- It's our demand to allow Texas in (it was already 13-1 to allow Texas in)
- It's only fair (the last game was in CS)
- Texas wouldn't schedule us (they didn't have an open date 2018 and offered it)
- It's our demand to allow Texas in (it was already 13-1 to allow Texas in)
- It's only fair (the last game was in CS)