A guy is running a newspaper stall. He notices one guy has a quick look at the front pages but never buys one. Eventually, he stops him and asks why. "I'm looking for an obituary". The newspaper guy says "The obituaries aren't on the front page" and the guy says "The one I am looking for will be"

Exactly, and all the eggs in the world will not convince me otherwise.

FWIW, this isn’t me encouraging complacency. Please don’t post or comment any doom and gloom “they’re gonna get rid of gay marriage!” stuff. If you can, work with anyone who’s trying to make sure this won’t happen in the first place. But also, know your rights if it does.

(no seriously. she was born in Burbank)