Clinton could just call a press conference and simply say "I did not have sexual relations with that man."

And leave it at that.

The tone I read it with makes it sound like "risibly over 25"

That every single person in your comics speaks with a Bath accent is the only logical option.

Long gone are the days when we kept our drive-by comics skeets free from politics.

Actually Captain was originally the mild mannered American continent, who, in a tragic naval accident, got bitten by a radioactive sea captain.

Valerian et Laureline

From Russia With Love

The Old Man and The Sea

But are you an ideologue or a pragmatist in the sheets?

Police Squad, duh. Stop trying to punk me Gail. I cannot be tricked

Real true fans have been around since the Amiga Power days. #UltimateGatekeepingHipster

This joke was provided by a quick perusal of Gillen's Wikipedia page.