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Dapper Droid
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Pretending to try to fit in
You are gorgeous
December 15, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Perhaps for the best
Imagine getting in an argument with someone like that, best for em to bugger off
December 14, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Guess what
Saw some wacko posting how awesome she is for blocking someone whose opinions they didn't like (on feed, no interactions)

Lovely display of power I suppose?:))))
December 14, 2024 at 10:24 AM
And somehow I imagine your's (perhaps more so if colored) beats the originals ass
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 AM
The cosmic dildo, never seen but from behind the clouds
December 14, 2024 at 7:29 AM
But I'd like to send a hawk to a zoo ...
December 14, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Awww one of them even has Christmas decorations on
December 14, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Ants worshiping cookie crumbs
December 14, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Ah the real reason they went extinct
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 AM
I challenge you to hang that one
December 14, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Ah the biblically accurate Micky mouse
December 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
He wills the liquid pee to pasta shape
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Ahhh the true inspiration for Santa's sack
December 14, 2024 at 1:31 AM
God damnit with these names
It's clearly Mr.Moon nebula
December 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Yes
And omg yes
December 13, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Shamefully looks down in boob joke
December 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Not aiming the microscope at real miracles of life is a waste
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 PM
No it's because taking inspiration from "silent nights". Noob
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Weirdly reminds me of "Twilight"
December 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
But the damn monster looking like an evil jellybean when bursting ruined the whole allure
December 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
P.S. sexy Liam neeson
December 13, 2024 at 3:52 PM