Dapper Droid
@dapperdroid.bsky.social
Pretending to try to fit in
You are gorgeous
December 15, 2024 at 7:24 PM
You are gorgeous
Perhaps for the best
Imagine getting in an argument with someone like that, best for em to bugger off
Imagine getting in an argument with someone like that, best for em to bugger off
December 14, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Perhaps for the best
Imagine getting in an argument with someone like that, best for em to bugger off
Imagine getting in an argument with someone like that, best for em to bugger off
Guess what
Saw some wacko posting how awesome she is for blocking someone whose opinions they didn't like (on feed, no interactions)
Lovely display of power I suppose?:))))
Saw some wacko posting how awesome she is for blocking someone whose opinions they didn't like (on feed, no interactions)
Lovely display of power I suppose?:))))
December 14, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Guess what
Saw some wacko posting how awesome she is for blocking someone whose opinions they didn't like (on feed, no interactions)
Lovely display of power I suppose?:))))
Saw some wacko posting how awesome she is for blocking someone whose opinions they didn't like (on feed, no interactions)
Lovely display of power I suppose?:))))
And somehow I imagine your's (perhaps more so if colored) beats the originals ass
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 AM
And somehow I imagine your's (perhaps more so if colored) beats the originals ass
The cosmic dildo, never seen but from behind the clouds
December 14, 2024 at 7:29 AM
The cosmic dildo, never seen but from behind the clouds
But I'd like to send a hawk to a zoo ...
December 14, 2024 at 7:26 AM
But I'd like to send a hawk to a zoo ...
Awww one of them even has Christmas decorations on
December 14, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Awww one of them even has Christmas decorations on
Ants worshiping cookie crumbs
December 14, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Ants worshiping cookie crumbs
Ah the real reason they went extinct
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Ah the real reason they went extinct
I challenge you to hang that one
December 14, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I challenge you to hang that one
Ah the biblically accurate Micky mouse
December 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Ah the biblically accurate Micky mouse
He wills the liquid pee to pasta shape
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
He wills the liquid pee to pasta shape
Ahhh the true inspiration for Santa's sack
December 14, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Ahhh the true inspiration for Santa's sack
God damnit with these names
It's clearly Mr.Moon nebula
It's clearly Mr.Moon nebula
December 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
God damnit with these names
It's clearly Mr.Moon nebula
It's clearly Mr.Moon nebula
Shamefully looks down in boob joke
December 13, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Shamefully looks down in boob joke
Not aiming the microscope at real miracles of life is a waste
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Not aiming the microscope at real miracles of life is a waste
No it's because taking inspiration from "silent nights". Noob
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
No it's because taking inspiration from "silent nights". Noob
Weirdly reminds me of "Twilight"
December 13, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Weirdly reminds me of "Twilight"
But the damn monster looking like an evil jellybean when bursting ruined the whole allure
December 13, 2024 at 3:57 PM
But the damn monster looking like an evil jellybean when bursting ruined the whole allure
P.S. sexy Liam neeson
December 13, 2024 at 3:52 PM
P.S. sexy Liam neeson