Dapper Douchebag
@dapperdouchebag.bsky.social
They do not disappoint
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They do not disappoint
Or blow the cushion
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Or blow the cushion
Trump paints his face orange and RFK covers his body in beet juice
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Trump paints his face orange and RFK covers his body in beet juice
They literally told us what they were gonna do. It was outlined in Project 2025.
August 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They literally told us what they were gonna do. It was outlined in Project 2025.
Trump would strongly oppose this
August 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Trump would strongly oppose this
Stone Cold Steve Austin just did my appendectomy
July 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Stone Cold Steve Austin just did my appendectomy
Stop calling it Alligator Alcatraz. It's Alligator Auschwitz.
July 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Stop calling it Alligator Alcatraz. It's Alligator Auschwitz.
If you actually care about these issues then why the hell didn't you endorse kamala? You contributed to Trump's election victory. You caused this.
July 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If you actually care about these issues then why the hell didn't you endorse kamala? You contributed to Trump's election victory. You caused this.
Why aren't you doing everything you can to fight Trump? Use your power, use your influence.
July 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Why aren't you doing everything you can to fight Trump? Use your power, use your influence.
Definitely. Every single time I read Timeline I can't put it down. Those first 200 pages just keep me riveted. After Chris loses the joust, things calm down a bit and it loses a little of the spark. Feel like the second half of the book could have been a bit shorter.
July 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Definitely. Every single time I read Timeline I can't put it down. Those first 200 pages just keep me riveted. After Chris loses the joust, things calm down a bit and it loses a little of the spark. Feel like the second half of the book could have been a bit shorter.
There were traces of it throughout his career but it really accelerated by the late 90s.
July 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
There were traces of it throughout his career but it really accelerated by the late 90s.
The Jamaica chapter with Lester the knifeman was absolutely terrifying. There's an episode of Six Feet Under with the same general vibe.
July 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The Jamaica chapter with Lester the knifeman was absolutely terrifying. There's an episode of Six Feet Under with the same general vibe.
Prey would make an incredible film. I think they should also remake Timeline.
July 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Prey would make an incredible film. I think they should also remake Timeline.
Unless you're a man. Then your girlfriend breaks up with you.
July 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Unless you're a man. Then your girlfriend breaks up with you.
Yada yada yada fiscal conservative
July 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Yada yada yada fiscal conservative
He's not happy about the Big Butt-fucking Bill
July 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
He's not happy about the Big Butt-fucking Bill
Go fash lose cash
July 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Go fash lose cash
What integrity?
July 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
What integrity?
Nah babe, it's Alligator Auschwitz
July 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Nah babe, it's Alligator Auschwitz
I don't understand this. Who is the white girl supposed to be? Gandalf the White? A lit beacon? Bright snow?
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I don't understand this. Who is the white girl supposed to be? Gandalf the White? A lit beacon? Bright snow?
I don't understand this. Is the white girl supposed to be a lit beacon? Is she the shining white snow on the peaks behind Edoras?
June 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I don't understand this. Is the white girl supposed to be a lit beacon? Is she the shining white snow on the peaks behind Edoras?
That's what they've always looked like.
May 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
That's what they've always looked like.
Unless they're Elon Musk
May 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Unless they're Elon Musk